Month: January 2026

Spanish energy giant Endesa discloses data breach affecting customers

Endesa Screws Up: Yet Another Glorious Data Breach Clusterfuck Oh look, another bloody day, another goddamn company pissing customer data all over the internet like it’s some kind of high-stakes digital wet T-shirt contest....

Hidden Telegram proxy links can reveal your IP address in one click

Hidden Telegram Proxy Links: Another Bloody Way to Get Screwed Online So, apparently the bloody geniuses of the internet have figured out yet another way to leak your precious little IP address — this time through...

Apple confirms Google Gemini will power Siri, says privacy remains a priority

Apple’s “Privacy-First” Siri Gets a Google Brain – Because Apparently Irony Isn’t Dead Well, folks, Apple’s at it again. The same lot who scream bloody murder about “privacy” just announced they’re stuffing...

Target’s dev server offline after hackers claim to steal source code

Target’s Dev Server Gets Shafted by Hackers – And Everyone’s Pretending to Be Shocked Oh bloody marvellous. Another day, another Fortune 500 company faceplanting into the digital toilet. This time it’s Target, whose dev...

University of Hawaii Cancer Center hit by ransomware attack

University of Hawaii Cancer Center Gets Shafted by Ransomware Morons Well, ain't this just bloody typical. The University of Hawaii Cancer Center — you know, the folks actually trying to *help* people — got smacked upside the...

‘Bad actor’ hijacks Apex Legends characters in live matches

Apex Legends Gets Shafted by Some Script Kiddie with a God Complex Well, grab your tinfoil helmets and crank up the rage juice, because some little digital goblin decided to hijack Apex Legends matches—yep, actual f***ing live...

CISA orders feds to patch Gogs RCE flaw exploited in zero-day attacks

CISA Loses Its Shit Over Gogs Zero-Day Exploit So apparently, the U.S. Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA) had to once again remind every half-asleep federal IT drone to patch their bloody servers before the...

Google announces a new protocol to facilitate commerce using AI agents

Google’s AI Commerce Protocol: Because Apparently the Internet Wasn’t Complicated Enough So Google’s at it again, those over-caffeinated geniuses of chaos. They’ve decided the world needs a shiny new “protocol” so...

Indonesia and Malaysia block Grok over non-consensual, sexualized deepfakes

Indonesia and Malaysia Nuke Grok Over Creepy-Ass Deepfakes Well, bloody hell. Turns out Grok, that smart-ass AI platform from X (yep, *that* X run by the Musk-ster himself), apparently can’t keep its digital hands to itself....

Google removes AI Overviews for certain medical queries

Google’s AI Overviews Get Yanked for Medical Queries – Because Apparently Killing Users Is Bad PR Well, well, well… looks like the brainiacs over at Google HQ have finally realized that maybe—just maybe—letting their AI...