Month: January 2026

Anthropic adds Allianz to growing list of enterprise wins

Anthropic Bags Allianz – Another Bloody Corporate Victory Well, holy flaming servers, Anthropic’s done it again. The AI darlings have managed to sweet-talk Allianz, the insurance megabeast, into joining their ever-expanding...

‘Physical AI’ Is Coming for Your Car

Physical AI Is Coming for Your Car, and It’s Going to Be a Bloody Circus So apparently, the car industry’s latest brainwave is to let “Physical AI” crawl out of the digital swamp and into your bloody vehicle. Yeah,...

X restricts Grok’s image generation to paying subscribers only after drawing the world’s ire

X Locks Down Grok’s Image Generation Because Apparently Screwing Over Users Is a Hobby Now Oh for fuck’s sake, here we go again. So X — you know, the artist formerly known as Twitter before it turned into a digital dumpster...

X Didn’t Fix Grok’s ‘Undressing’ Problem. It Just Makes People Pay for It

X Didn’t Fix Grok’s ‘Undressing’ Problem – It Just Makes You Pay for the Fuck-Up Right, so here we go again. That overhyped tech soap opera known as X (yeah, the artist formerly known as Twitter, now rebranded to sound...

Meta signs deals with three nuclear companies for 6-plus GW of power

Meta’s Big Fat Nuclear Power Grab – Because Burning Money Apparently Isn’t Enough So, the almighty data-hoarding overlords at Meta have decided that sucking up the world’s electricity like a caffeinated space vacuum...

CES 2026: Follow live for the best, weirdest, most interesting tech as this robot and AI-heavy event wraps up

CES 2026: The Shiny Trash Fire of Tech and Gizmos Ah, CES 2026 — the one place on Earth where every overcaffeinated startup and megacorp collectively forgets that just because you can slap AI on a toaster doesn’t mean you...

CES 2026 was all about ‘physical AI’ and robots, robots, robots

CES 2026: Where Every Bloody Thing Has an AI and Calls Itself a Robot So CES 2026 rolls around, and guess what? Every smug company and their overcaffeinated PR team are bleating about “physical AI”. That’s right —...

How the Sleepbuds maker, Ozlo, is building a platform for sleep data

Ozlo Is Turning Your Sleep Into Data Gold, You Tired Bastard Right, so Ozlo — yeah, those cheeky bastards who made those Sleepbuds that *kinda* worked before dying mid-snore — are at it again. They’ve decided that just...

Security

ISC Stormcast For Friday, January 9th, 2026 https://isc.sans.edu/podcastdetail/9760, (Fri, Jan 9th)

ISC Stormcast – Because the Internet's on Fire Again Oh great, another bloody Friday, another ISC Stormcast where they tell us all the things that went to hell on the Internet this week. Turns out, surprise-surprise, the cyber...

Security

FBI Warns North Korean Hackers Using Malicious QR Codes in Spear-Phishing

FBI Warns North Korean Hackers Are Now Weaponizing Bloody QR Codes — Because Of Course They Are Well, shit. As if the Internet wasn’t already one giant dumpster fire, the FBI’s now yelling that those sneaky North Korean...