Month: January 2026

Email security needs more seatbelts: Why click rate is the wrong metric

Email Security Needs More Bloody Seatbelts – Stop Worshipping Click Rates, You Clueless Fools Alright, gather ‘round you pack of cyber-illiterate muppets. The article over at Bleeping Computer is basically yelling at the...

Illinois Department of Human Services data breach affects 700K people

Illinois DHS Screws Up and Dumps Data of 700,000 Poor Bastards Well, color me bloody shocked — another day, another bunch of suits who thought cybersecurity meant using “Password123” and calling it a day. The Illinois...

What is Microsoft Copilot Studio? Automate with natural language in Microsoft 365 and Microsoft Teams

Microsoft Copilot Studio – Because We Didn’t Have Enough Bloody Buzzwords Right, strap in, you poor sods. Microsoft’s decided we obviously don’t have enough confusing crap in our lives, so now we’ve got *Copilot Studio*...

Hackers target misconfigured proxies to access paid LLM services

Hackers Hijack Misconfigured Proxies Because Apparently, Basic Security Is Too Hard Oh, for f**k’s sake — here we go again. Some halfwit admins left their damn proxies wide open, and surprise, surprise, hackers are waltzing...

Microsoft may soon allow IT admins to uninstall Copilot

Microsoft Finally Lets IT Admins Yank Copilot Off Their Damn Machines – About Bloody Time Well, look who finally pulled their corporate head out of their rectum. Microsoft – in all its infinite wisdom and endless love for...

Google and Character.AI negotiate first major settlements in teen chatbot death cases

Google and Character.AI Finally Try to Un-Fuck Their Chatbot Disaster So apparently, the geniuses over at Google and Character.AI finally realised that maybe—just maybe—having chatbots give shitty, life-ending advice to...

Is Craigslist the Last Real Place on the Internet?

Craigslist: The Gloriously Ugly Cockroach of the Internet That Refuses to Die Ah, Craigslist. That digital landfill that somehow turned into the last damn refuge for human interaction not fueled by algorithms and ads tracking...

Google Is Adding an ‘AI Inbox’ to Gmail That Summarizes Emails

Google’s Brilliant Idea: Let AI Babysit Your Bloody Inbox So apparently, the geniuses over at Google decided that you, the perpetually inbox-drowning meatbag, can’t handle your own damn email anymore. Enter the new “AI...

Former Bolt CEO Maju Kuruvilla’s startup triples to $100M valuation

The Former Bolt Guy Strikes Gold Again – Because Apparently the Universe Rewards Chaos So here we bloody go again. Maju Kuruvilla, the former CEO of Bolt, you know — that checkout company that made "one-click" look like a...

Gmail debuts a personalized AI Inbox, AI Overviews in search, and more

Gmail’s New AI Crapfest — Because Apparently, We Needed More Algorithms Deciding Our Lives So, the wizards at Google have decided that your inbox wasn’t already enough of a digital landfill, so they’ve lobbed some new AI...