Month: January 2026

Marquis blames ransomware breach on SonicWall cloud backup hack

Marquis Companies Blames SonicWall for Their Own Dumpster Fire Oh for fuck’s sake, another day, another company trying to dodge responsibility faster than an IT manager dodges patch Tuesdays. Marquis Companies, a healthcare...

Match Group breach exposes data from Hinge, Tinder, OkCupid, and Match

Match Group’s Data Dumpster Fire – or How Dating Apps Just Got a Digital STD Well, look who cocked it up again — Match Group, the almighty overlord of Hinge, Tinder, OkCupid, and Match.com, apparently decided cybersecurity...

Google disrupts IPIDEA residential proxy networks fueled by malware

Google Takes a Sledgehammer to IPIDEA’s Malware-Fueled Proxy Hellscape So, Google just stormed into the cyber-sewer and kicked IPIDEA right in its digital junk. Apparently, these sneaky bastards were running a “residential...

Google pitches Gemini to students studying for India’s most competitive college entrance exam

Google’s Gemini Takes a Stab at India’s Brain-Melting Exam Well, holy algorithmic hell, Google’s done it again. Apparently, the overlords at Mountain View decided that their precious AI, Gemini, should now *tutor* students...

Waabi raises $1B and expands into robotaxis with Uber

Waabi’s $1B Robotaxi Rager with Uber – Because Apparently the World Needed More Self-Driving Crap Right, so Waabi – that AI self-driving upstart that’s apparently going to “revolutionize transportation” – just...

Anthropic, Apple, OpenAI CEOs condemn ICE violence, praise Trump

The AI Overlords Suddenly Find Their Moral Compasses (Sort Of) Well, ain't this a steaming pile of PR spin wrapped in corporate hypocrisy? The shiny-faced CEOs of Anthropic, Apple, and OpenAI crawled out of their money-scented...

The conference where founders scale: TechCrunch Founder Summit 2026 tickets are now live at the lowest prices

The Conference Where Founders Scale — And Wallets Deflate Oh, bloody marvelous — another startup circle‑jerk where a bunch of caffeine‑fueled “visionaries” gather to pat each other on the back for raising seed rounds...

The AI infrastructure boom shows no sign of slowing down

The AI Infrastructure Boom Shows No Sign of Slowing Down — And Everyone’s Losing Their Damn Minds Well, well, well… apparently the AI infrastructure gold rush is still going full steam ahead. Every tech jackass with a GPU,...

TechCrunch Disrupt 2026: Plus-one passes are almost gone and only 3 days remain

TechCrunch Disrupt 2026: The Clock’s Ticking and Everyone’s Losing Their Damn Minds Well, well, would you look at that — TechCrunch is losing its collective shit over the fact that there are only *three bloody days* left to...

Modelence raises $3M to smooth out the vibe-coding stack

Modelence Bags $13 Million to Make “Vibe Coding” Less of a Dumpster Fire So apparently, some bright-eyed tech geniuses over at a company called Modelence just conned—I mean, convinced—investors to throw $13 million at...