Month: January 2026

Anthropic reportedly raising $10B at $350B valuation

Anthropic’s $10B Money Grab – Because Apparently, Reality’s Optional Now Oh, for fuck’s sake. Looks like Anthropic’s decided to join the “Let’s Set Fire to Monopoly Money” club. According to that TechCrunch piece...

Where VCs think AI startups can win, even with OpenAI in the game

Where VCs Think AI Startups Can Win — Even With OpenAI Lurking Like a Goddamn Shark Alright, here we bloody go again — another TechCrunch panel where a bunch of venture capitalists get together to pontificate about how...

AI Models Are Starting to Learn by Asking Themselves Questions

AI Models Won’t Bloody Shut Up – Now They’re Teaching Themselves! Oh for fuck’s sake – just when you think these so-called “finished” AI models are done spewing their machine-learned garbage, the bastards start...

Security

ISC Stormcast For Wednesday, January 7th, 2026 https://isc.sans.edu/podcastdetail/9756, (Wed, Jan 7th)

ISC Stormcast For Wednesday, January 7th, 2026 — The Internet’s Dumpster Fire Still Burns Bright So apparently it’s another day in cyber-hell, and the ISC crew is back with their Stormcast, rattling off all the ways the...

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Ongoing Attacks Exploiting Critical RCE Vulnerability in Legacy D-Link DSL Routers

Active Exploitation Slaps Old-as-Hell D-Link Routers – Because Some People Still Live in 2007 Oh for fuck’s sake, it’s 2026 and some poor bastards out there are still running ancient D-Link DSL routers like it’s the...

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A phishing campaign with QR codes rendered using an HTML table, (Wed, Jan 7th)

QR Code Phishing – Because Apparently Clicking Links Wasn’t Dumb Enough So get this shit — some genius cyber goons figured out that people have finally learned not to click shady links in emails (only took a couple of...

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Microsoft Warns Misconfigured Email Routing Can Enable Internal Domain Phishing

Microsoft Screams “Stop Screwing Up Your Email Configs” — But You Won’t Listen Well, surprise, surprise — Microsoft’s waving another big red flag because companies keep proving they can’t configure a mail server...

Security

Veeam Patches Critical RCE Vulnerability with CVSS 9.0 in Backup & Replication

Veeam Patches Another “Oh Crap, The Internet Is On Fire” Hole Well, strap in folks, because Veeam just shat out another “shit-we-left-the-back-door-open” moment. Turns out their shiny Backup & Replication software (you...

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The Future of Cybersecurity Includes Non-Human Employees

The Bloody Future of Cybersecurity – Now with Fewer Humans Screwing It Up Right, so some geniuses over at The Hacker News have put together this cheery little prophecy about how cybersecurity’s future is going full non-human...

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How Cisco Talos powers the solutions protecting your organization

Cisco Talos: The Tech-Savvy Saviors Making Sure You Don’t Burn the Internet Down So, get this — Cisco Talos wants everyone to know how fantastically heroic they are for keeping your organization from getting digitally pantsed...