Month: January 2026

Kimwolf Android botnet abuses residential proxies to infect internal devices

Kimwolf Android Botnet – Because the Internet Wasn’t Infected Enough Already Oh joy, another day, another festering heap of digital dogshit out in the wild. This time it’s a lovely bit of malware known as the *Kimwolf*...

New D-Link flaw in legacy DSL routers actively exploited in attacks

D-Link Routers Are Fossils and Now Hackers Are Picking Their Bones Clean Oh look, another bloody security disaster, this time courtesy of D-Link’s ancient DSL routers that should’ve been dumped in a tech landfill years ago....

Microsoft cancels plans to rate limit Exchange Online bulk emails

Microsoft Does a U-Turn on Exchange Online Email Rate Limits — Typical Bloody Chaos Well, grab your coffee and a bottle of painkillers, because Microsoft’s done it again. The geniuses at Redmond decided they were going to put...

At CES 2026, Everything Is AI. What Matters Is How You Use It

CES 2026: Welcome to the AI Circus, Folks! Oh bloody hell, CES 2026 — the annual tech orgy where every two-bit startup and mega-corp waves their shiny new gadgets like it’s the second coming of Christ. And surprise surprise...

AI Deepfakes Are Impersonating Pastors to Try to Scam Their Congregations

AI Deepfakes Are Now Holy Scammers—Praise Be to Digital Bullshit Oh for fuck’s sake, just when you thought the internet couldn’t get any dumber, some AI dipshits have figured out a new way to scam people—by impersonating...

Google previews new Gemini features for TV at CES 2026

Google’s Gemini Invades Your TV – Oh Joy, Another Bloody AI Assistant! So, Google’s at CES 2026 showing off its shiny new Gemini AI features for TVs, because apparently what we all needed was yet another smug digital voice...

Amazon’s AI assistant comes to the web with Alexa.com

Alexa Escapes the Echo – Because Clearly We Needed More AI Crap in Our Lives So apparently, Amazon’s decided that having Alexa spy on us through plastic cylinders wasn’t enough. Nope, now the nosy digital nanny is going...

CES 2026: Follow live as Nvidia, Lego, AMD, Amazon, and more make their big reveals

CES 2026: A Clusterfuck of Gadgets and Overhyped Tech Well, CES 2026 has rolled around again — that magical time of year when a bunch of overcaffeinated nerds and corporate spin doctors descend on Vegas to show off shiny new...

Google Gemini Is Taking Control of Humanoid Robots on Auto Factory Floors

Google’s Metal Bastards Get Smarter — And Probably Ready to Replace You So, apparently, the overcaffeinated geniuses at Google and Boston Dynamics have teamed up again — because clearly, the last thing humanity needed was...

Security

ISC Stormcast For Monday, January 5th, 2026 https://isc.sans.edu/podcastdetail/9752, (Mon, Jan 5th)

ISC Stormcast for Monday, January 5th, 2026 — Another Day, Another Cyber Dumpster Fire Right, here we go again. The fine folks at the Internet Storm Center have dropped another episode of their "look-how-bad-the-internet-is"...