Month: January 2026

Cybersecurity Predictions for 2026: Navigating the Future of Digital Threats

Cybersecurity Predictions for 2026: A Glorious Apocalypse of Digital Stupidity Right, strap the hell in. According to this cheery little prophecy from Dark Reading, the digital future is basically a flaming dumpster full of...

Security

The Kimwolf Botnet is Stalking Your Local Network

The Kimwolf Botnet is Stalking Your Local Network — Because Of Course It Bloody Is Well, strap the hell in, folks, because apparently the Internet wasn’t already enough of a flaming dumpster fire. According to the latest from...

Security

Debugging DNS response times with tshark, (Fri, Jan 2nd)

Debugging DNS Response Times with Tshark — or How to Lose Your Sanity While Chasing DNS Gremlins Right, so some poor bastard had a DNS issue — as usual. Because, of course, the universe lives to make sure that DNS is always...

Trust Wallet links $8.5 million crypto theft to Shai-Hulud NPM attack

Trust Wallet Gets Shafted by Some Sneaky Bastards — $85 Million Gone Because of a Dodgy NPM Package Right, gather round you gullible crypto clowns, because this one’s a bloody masterpiece in how to screw up on a cosmic scale....

The illusion of AI progress

The Illusion of AI Progress — or, Why the Hype Train Needs Derailing Right, strap in you gullible lot, because here’s the gist. The article, "The Illusion of AI Progress", basically rips the shiny cover off the steaming pile...

Google is testing a new image AI and it’s going to be its fastest model

Google’s New AI Toy: Faster, Flashier, and Likely to Eat More GPU Souls So, Google’s at it again – because apparently, they’ve not yet reached the point of overengineering reality. According to BleepingComputer, the tech...

Over 10K Fortinet firewalls exposed to actively exploited 2FA bypass

10,000+ Fortinet Firewalls: The Dumpster Fire Edition So, guess what? The gods of cybersecurity are laughing their asses off again. Over **10,000 Fortinet firewalls**—those shiny, “enterprise-grade” hunks of supposed...

Cryptocurrency theft attacks traced to 2022 LastPass breach

Cryptocurrency Theft Attacks Traced to 2022 LastPass Breach — Or, How Everyone’s Wallet Got Properly Shafted Right, strap in. It turns out those lovely bastards who hacked LastPass back in 2022 didn’t just walk away with...

Covenant Health says May data breach impacted nearly 478,000 patients

Covenant Health's Data Dumpster Fire – Nearly Half a Million Patients Screwed Well, what the ever-loving hell do we have here? Covenant Health just managed to screw the pooch harder than a Windows 95 update. Apparently, some...

‘College dropout’ has become the most coveted startup founder credential

College Dropouts: The New Startup Gods — Because Screw Your Degree Oh, for fuck’s sake. Apparently, the new hot ticket to startup stardom is not your overpriced degree, your bullshit MBA, or the ability to sit through another...