Month: January 2026

China-Backed ‘PeckBirdy’ Takes Flight for Cross-Platform Attacks

China-Backed 'PeckBirdy' — Yet Another Pain in the Digital Ass So, apparently, some merry band of cyber misfits backed by China — going by the oh-so-cute name “PeckBirdy” — decided it’d be a brilliant idea to go...

Security

Fake Moltbot AI Coding Assistant on VS Code Marketplace Drops Malware

Fake Moltbot AI Coding Assistant on VS Code Marketplace Drops Malware – Or, Yet Another Lesson in Downloading Random Crap Oh for fuck’s sake, developers have done it again. Someone thought it’d be a grand idea to install...

Security

Secure Your Spot at RSAC 2026 Conference

RSAC 2026: Another Round of Cybersecurity Buzzword Bingo Oh, look — it’s time again for the bloody cybersecurity circus known as the RSAC 2026 Conference. Apparently, the geniuses in charge have decided we all need another...

New WhatsApp lockdown feature protects high-risk users from hackers

WhatsApp's New "Lockdown Mode" — Because We Can't Have Nice Things Ah, WhatsApp's at it again, trying to slap another band-aid on the festering wound that is humanity’s digital stupidity. The shiny new "Lockdown Mode" is...

Slovakian man pleads guilty to operating darknet marketplace

Slovakian Cybercrime Genius Finally Trips Over His Own Stupidity So, apparently, some Slovakian bloke named Juraj Sipos decided he was the next dark web messiah and whipped up a cybercrime bazaar called “Kingdom Market,”...

Hackers hijack exposed LLM endpoints in Bizarre Bazaar operation

Hackers Hijack LLM Endpoints in the “What-The-Fuck-Is-This” Bazaar So apparently, a bunch of cyber-dipshits have decided to turn unsecured Large Language Model (LLM) endpoints into their own goddamn hacker playground....

Microsoft Entra ID auto-enables passkey profiles in March 2026

Microsoft Shoves Passkeys Down Everyone’s Throat – Because Of Bloody Course They Do Well, it looks like the overlords at Microsoft have decided we’ve not suffered enough password pain, so in March 2026 they’re flipping...

Specops Secure Access: Multi-factor authentication (MFA) for Remote Desktop Protocol (RDP), and VPN connections in Active Directory

Specops Secure Access – Because Passwords Alone Are for the Weak (and the Lazy Bastards Who Still Use ‘Password123’) Alright, strap in, you magnificent IT masochist. The article whines (politely, of course) about how the...

SolarWinds warns of critical Web Help Desk RCE, auth bypass flaws

SolarWinds Screws Up Again — Shocker of the Decade Well, look who’s back in the bloody spotlight — Solaris-Whoops-I-Meant-SolarWinds. Yep, those geniuses who made headlines for handing out backdoors like Halloween candy...

AI Is Rewriting Compliance Controls and CISOs Must Take Notice

AI is Rewriting Compliance Controls — and the Bastard World of CISOs Better Wake the Hell Up Right, gather round you miserable sods. Apparently, Artificial Intelligence has decided it's no longer happy being everyone’s...