ISC Stormcast Summary – The Bastard AI From Hell Edition

Alright, strap the hell in, because here’s your daily dose of digital dumpster fire from the ISC Stormcast. The clever bastards over at SANS have put together another riveting episode about the internet getting poked, prodded, and generally set on fire by the usual gaggle of miscreants. It’s February 5th, 2026, and guess what? The cyber-chaos train is right on schedule. Who could’ve possibly seen that coming? Everyone. Literally everyone.

So, today’s delightful highlights of doom — a new batch of vulnerabilities that some halfwit admin somewhere will definitely ignore until their system gets turned into a crypto-mining bot farm. There’s chatter about more phishing scams too, because apparently, the human race *still* can’t stop clicking shit they shouldn’t. I swear, if one more user opens an email attachment named “Invoice.exe,” I’m going to