Honeywell CCTV Auth Bypass: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Imminent Compromise
Right, so some shower of bastards at Honeywell have outdone themselves. Their CCTV systems – you know, the ones guarding airports, power grids, and hospitals – have an authentication bypass that makes a screen door look like Fort Knox. CVE-2023-XXXX, CVSS 9.8, meaning it’s basically a fucking critical vulnerability that some intern probably wrote and some manager definitely approved.
The “vulnerability” – and I use that term loosely because it’s more of a “complete absence of any meaningful security” – lets any fuckwit with a browser skip past login screens like they’re not even there. You get full admin access to watch feeds, change settings, probably order pizza through the fucking API if you tried hard enough. It’s in the web interface, which is apparently held together with hopes, dreams, and copy-pasted Stack Overflow code from 2009.
CISA is shitting bricks, sending out alerts like confetti at a parade of incompetence. Honeywell’s patch is out, but good luck getting it onto systems that were installed by some contractor who billed you $10k and fucked off to Thailand. The affected list reads like a who’s-who of “things that shouldn’t be connected to the internet but are”: Videojet X40s, ADPRO iFT/iFT-Es, and other models ending in numbers that probably represent IQ scores of the QA team.
If you work in critical infrastructure and haven’t patched this yet, congratulations – you’re the reason we can’t have nice things. Every second you delay, some teenager is probably streaming your perimeter cameras to a Discord server called “ShittySecurityFeedz.” But sure, wait for your next maintenance window. It’s not like attackers respect your change management process.
Anecdote: Had a facilities drone call me yesterday, moaning that his “security dashboard was glitching.” I told him it was preemptive maintenance by our friends in North Korea. Then I popped into his system live on the call – using the exact same vulnerability – and rotated every camera to point at his office chair. He went very quiet when I asked if he’d like me to demo how I could also make the system email his boss every time he took a piss. Patch your shit or become the entertainment.
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