iOS Privacy Indicators? Predator Spyware Says “Fuck That Noise”

Oh, for fuck’s sake. Just when you thought your thousand-dollar status symbol actually gave half a shit about your privacy, along comes Predator spyware to skull-fuck that comforting lie into next week. Those pretty orange and green dots that are supposed to tell you when your mic or camera is on? This malware hooks into Springboard and tells them to go take a long walk off a short pier.

The brainiacs at Cytrox—part of the Intellexa alliance, which sounds like a fucking villain convention—have cooked up this commercial-grade dumpster fire and sold it to governments worldwide. Because apparently “protecting citizens” now means “spying on them without their knowledge.” The exploit uses CVE-2021-30883, a 0-day that works on iOS 15.0 through 16.6.1, and turns your Jesus Phone into the world’s most expensive bug.

Once it’s in, it’s game over: audio recording, video capture, messages, calls, location data—your entire digital life served up on a platter to whichever three-letter agency had enough budget and moral bankruptcy to buy this shit. Google’s Threat Analysis Group and Citizen Lab found this beauty in the wild, because naturally, Apple was too busy removing headphone jacks to notice.

Here’s what really chaps my ass: this isn’t some amateur-hour malware. This is sophisticated code that weaponizes the core iOS frameworks to make your phone actively deceive you. Apple finally patched it in iOS 16.6.1, but let’s be real—there’s already another exploit being weaponized as we speak. There always is.

So if you’re still running iOS 16.6 or earlier, congratulations—you’re basically broadcasting your life in HD to strangers. Update your goddamn phone. Not that it’ll save you forever, but at least make these bastards work for their intel.

https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/predator-spyware-hooks-ios-springboard-to-hide-mic-camera-activity/

BOFH Anecdote: Had a user last week swearing blind their iPhone was “spying on them.” I asked if they’d updated from iOS 15. “No way, I hate the new widgets.” I explained that Predator loves users with that attitude. They still wouldn’t budge. I finally told them to wrap their phone in tinfoil and shove it up their arse—same privacy level, but at least they’d know when it was recording. Some people deserve what they get.

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