The Creator Economy’s Ad Revenue Problem and India’s AI Ambitions

Right, so some TechCrunch wanker uploaded a video bleating about how content creators are getting properly fucked by platform revenue shares, and how India thinks they can build their own AI utopia. Let me save you ten minutes of corporate bullshit and give you the actual story.

The “creator economy”—what a complete and utter crock of shit. These poor sods are out there killing themselves making content while Alphabet, Meta, and ByteDance skim 45-55% off the top of ad revenue. Nearly half! For what? Hosting some fucking video files? I could run a more honest operation from a spare Raspberry Pi and a torrent client. Creators are basically digital sharecroppers, except the plantation owners wear Patagonia vests and talk about “community” while they monetize your soul one CPM at a time.

And here’s the beautiful part: you’re entirely at the mercy of The Algorithm™. Some 24-year-old Stanford grad moves a decimal point in a TensorFlow model and BOOM—your million-subscriber channel is now about as visible as a fart in a hurricane. No appeal, no explanation, just a cheery email about “improving user experience.” Translation: we found someone cheaper to exploit. The platforms don’t give a flying fuck about creators; you’re just biomass for the engagement machine.

Meanwhile, India has decided they want “sovereign AI”—which is government-speak for “we’re sick of Uncle Sam reading our citizens’ WhatsApp messages before we do.” Can’t really blame them. They’ve launched the IndiaAI Mission with a whopping $1.2 billion budget and ambitions for 10,000 GPUs. Ten thousand! Bless their hearts. OpenAI probably spins up that many just to generate passive-aggressive rejection emails.

This whole “sovereign AI” wankfest is just nationalist posturing. It’s not about innovation; it’s about control. Data localization, government backdoors, and making sure the surveillance state runs on domestic hardware. They want to build their own LLMs trained on local languages, which would be admirable if 90% of the training data wasn’t going to be stolen from the same US platforms they’re trying to escape. The irony is so thick you could spread it on toast.

Here’s the punchline: these two problems are the same fucking issue. Creators are trapped by platform monopolies, and India is trying to build its own monopoly, just with more saffron and less California. But building AI infrastructure is hard. It requires actual talent, not just outsourcing contracts, and compute power that costs more than India’s entire defense budget. They’ll end up cutting deals with Nvidia, renting AWS instances, and pretending it’s “strategic autonomy.” It’s like swapping your master from English to French and calling it independence.

The truth? The ad revenue model is broken because it was designed to break creators. And India’s AI ambitions will fail because you can’t build a tech revolution with PowerPoint presentations and patriotic slogans. Both are just different flavors of the same turd sandwich, served with a side of venture capital and bullshit.

https://techcrunch.com/video/the-creator-economys-ad-revenue-problem-and-indias-ai-ambitions/

Related anecdote: I once built a “creator monetization platform” that took 99% of revenue and blamed the “payment processor fees.” When creators complained, I told them it was a “beta feature.” When management asked why profits were so high, I said I’d optimized the backend. Got a fucking bonus. The platform? Just a WordPress plugin and a PayPal button.

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