Open Redirects: The Vulnerability That Won’t Fucking Die
Oh for fuck’s sake. Two decades. That’s TWENTY GODDAMN YEARS we’ve known about open redirects, and these braindead developers are STILL building this shit into their applications like it’s a feature rather than a gaping security hole you could drive a truck full of phishing kits through.
Some poor bastard over at SANS decided to write yet another article about this festering turd of a vulnerability, probably while chugging whiskey and questioning their career choices. And you know what? I don’t blame them. I’d be drinking too if I had to explain for the millionth time why “just a redirect” isn’t “just a redirect” when it’s busy sending your users to credential-harvesting hell.
The gist is simple: some moron thought it would be cute to let URLs take a “redirect” parameter. You know, so they can send users back to where they came from after logging in or some other bullshit. Brilliant idea, except any drooling script kiddie can swap that redirect to point at their own malicious site. And because the domain is YOUR legitimate site, users trust it. It’s like putting a “FREE CANDY” sign on a windowless van and wondering why kids keep climbing inside.
But here’s what really makes my blood boil: bug bounty programs treat this like it’s a fucking parking violation. “Oh, you found an open redirect? Here’s a pat on the head and a $5 Starbucks gift card. Now run along while we ignore the fact that this is actively being used to phish our users.” Meanwhile, the same companies will shell out $50,000 for some obscure buffer overflow that requires a lunar eclipse and sacrificing a goat to exploit. PRIORITIES, PEOPLE.
And now these bastards are using QR codes to weaponize this shit. Because nothing says “legitimate” like a pixelated square that could literally point anywhere, but shows YOUR domain in the preview. Users scan it, see “google.com” or whatever, and BOOM – they’re on “g00gle.ru” handing over their passwords to Ivan from Moscow. But sure, tell me again how this is a “low severity” issue.
The browsers try to help. Chrome and Firefox will show you the actual destination URL if you’re not too busy clicking “Yes” like a trained monkey. But let’s be honest – users have the situational awareness of a concussed lemming. They’ll click through twelve security warnings to install a toolbar that promises free smileys. You think they’re going to notice a URL change in the status bar? HA.
Then there’s Google. Fucking Google. Their URL redirector is like the IKEA of open redirects – widely used, deceptively simple, and somehow still full of sharp edges that’ll fuck you up. Try reporting it and watch them give you the corporate equivalent of a shrug emoji. “Working as intended,” they’ll say, while your grandmother’s bank account gets drained because she clicked a link that started with “google.com/url?”
Some companies actually get it and fix these issues. Others – and I’m looking at you, Meta, you smug bastards – will literally tell you to piss off. Their response is basically “our phishing detection is great, so we don’t need to fix this.” Right. Because Facebook has never had a problem with misinformation or malicious links. Absolutely bulletproof logic there, Zuck.
The solution? Stop. Using. Fucking. Redirects. If you absolutely MUST have them, whitelist the goddamn destinations. It’s not rocket science. It’s not even ITIL-level complexity. It’s a fucking if-statement. if (!allowedDomains.contains(redirectUrl)) { tellUserToGetStuffed(); }. But no, that would require developers to actually think about security instead of just copy-pasting Stack Overflow code and calling it a day.
Twenty years from now, I’ll probably be retired to a nice cabin in the woods (with no internet, thank fuck), and some poor SOB will still be writing articles about open redirects. Because the IT industry doesn’t learn. It just finds new and exciting ways to make the same old mistakes, then acts shocked when bad things happen.
Original article: https://isc.sans.edu/diary/rss/32742
Speaking of redirects, some manager came to me last week complaining that our login page was “too secure” because it didn’t have a redirect to our company store after authentication. I told him I’d implement it immediately. Now every successful login redirects to a page that auto-plays “Never Gonna Give You Up” on loop and displays his browser history on a leaderboard. He’s still in therapy. The users, however, have finally stopped clicking “remember my password.” Every cloud has a silver fucking lining.
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