UAT-8616: Yet Another Bunch of Bastards Exploiting Cisco’s Shitty Code

Oh for fuck’s sake. Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the network closet, those wankers at UAT-8616 are actively ramming CVE-2024-20295 up the unpatched backside of Cisco Catalyst SD-WAN Manager installations worldwide. Yes, that’s right—while you were busy resetting Karen from Accounting’s password for the fifteenth time because she can’t remember where she wrote it down (on a Post-it under her keyboard, you clueless plank), sophisticated threat actors were bypassing authentication on your edge network devices like they were taking a stroll through a park with no fucking gates.

These cyber-shitheads have been at it since at least November 2023, exploiting an authentication bypass vulnerability that lets them waltz right into your vManage interface with administrative privileges. No passwords needed, no MFA, no fucking annoying “prove you’re not a robot” checkbox—just straight in through a vulnerability in the TACACS+ authentication handling because apparently Cisco’s code review process involves chimpanzees smoking crack and flinging feces at Vim.

Once they’re in—and mark my words, if you’re running an unpatched version, they ARE in—they start dropping web shells and backdoors like a seagull with diarrhea after eating expired fish. They create valid local accounts that persist through reboots, meaning even if you eventually get around to patching (which let’s face it, you won’t until the FBI kicks down your door), these bastards still have keys to your kingdom. They’ll exfiltrate your configs, move laterally to other devices, and generally turn your carefully architected SD-WAN into a fucking free-for-all data buffet for anyone with a Tor browser and a grudge.

Cisco released patches in April 2024, but who are we kidding? You’re probably still running the firmware from 2022 because “it ain’t broke”—well guess what, sunshine? It was broke, you just didn’t know it because you were too busy blocking TikTok on the guest WiFi instead of actually monitoring your critical infrastructure. Talos Intelligence is screaming at you to upgrade to 20.12.4 or later, but I bet you’re reading this on a vulnerable vManage instance right now, aren’t you? You absolute melt. Go patch your shit before I reach through the screen and throttle you with a Cat6 cable.

The indicators of compromise are all over your logs if you bothered to look—unexpected admin account creation, suspicious JAR file deployments, HTTP requests to /dataservice/system/admin/group/admingroup from IP addresses that definitely shouldn’t be there, and configuration backups being downloaded by users who don’t exist. But you weren’t looking, were you? You were too busy explaining to the CEO why the printer in the executive suite needs to be whitelisted while UAT-8616 was downloading your customer database to sell on the dark web for Bitcoin.

Source: Talos Intelligence Blog – Active exploitation of Cisco Catalyst SD-WAN by UAT-8616

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Anecdote of the day: Back when I was a junior bastard, I had a user who refused to patch his server because “it might break something.” I asked him what was more likely to break—his server from a Cisco-signed patch, or his career when the auditors found out he’d been owned by state-sponsored cyber-criminals for six months. He still wouldn’t patch. So I changed his email signature to “I love Windows Vista” and set his out-of-office reply to confession details he definitely didn’t want HR to see. He patched within the hour. Some people only learn through fear, shame, and the looming threat of unemployment.

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