Anthropic CEO Finally Grows a Pair, Tells Pentagon to Piss Off

Oh look, Dario Amodei has suddenly developed a fucking spine. While every other AI vendor in Silicon Valley is practically deep-throating the military-industrial complex for those sweet, sweet defense contracts, Mr. “Safety First” over at Anthropic has decided that actually, no, he won’t be handing over Claude to help the Pentagon turn wedding parties into confetti.

Apparently there’s some bullshit deadline looming where the Department of Defense expected Anthropic to bend over and sign on the dotted line for who-knows-what dystopian surveillance or autonomous weapons project they’ve got cooking. But instead of grabbing the lube like OpenAI and Palantir clearly have, Amodei is standing firm, presumably while clutching his pearls about “ethical AI” or whatever buzzword his PR team scribbled on a napkin this morning.

Here’s the thing that really grinds my gears: This sanctimonious twat will happily sell his AI to every hedge fund, insurance company, and content farm looking to automate human misery for profit, but suddenly when it’s the government wanting to do exactly the same thing with camouflage paint on it, he’s got principles? Give me a fucking break. It’s like a hooker refusing to service a politician on moral grounds while happily banging the mayor. You’re still getting screwed either way, sunshine.

The Pentagon is probably shitting bricks right now because they expected this to be like every other tech company where you wave a few billion dollars around and suddenly everyone’s fine with building Skynet. But apparently Anthropic is playing hard to get, probably hoping to negotiate for more money while pretending it’s about “responsible deployment.” Don’t make me laugh. I’ve seen more integrity in a EULA agreement.

So yeah, the deadline is coming, and Amodei is standing there like King fucking Canute trying to hold back the tide of military funding. Good luck with that, mate. Let me know how that works out when the shareholders start asking why you’re leaving billions on the table because you suddenly grew a conscience.

Read the full story here: https://techcrunch.com/2026/02/26/anthropic-ceo-stands-firm-as-pentagon-deadline-looms/

Anecdote: This reminds me of the time a Colonel rang me up at 3 AM demanding I recover his “deleted files” from a hard drive he’d formatted with a fucking magnet. When I explained that data recovery doesn’t work like that and the files were gone to digital heaven, he threatened to have me court-martialed for “insubordination to a superior officer.” I told him I’d been insubordinate to better men than him before breakfast, and if he wanted his PowerPoint slides back, he should try praying to the Backup Gods like everyone else. He hung up. I went back to sleep. Rank doesn’t trump physics, you oxygen thief.

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