Month: February 2026

Another Fucking Security Moron Sells Exploits to the Russians Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you think the human race couldn't get any more catastrophically stupid, some tosser from L3Harris decides to make a quick buck by selling...

US Sanctions Another Bunch of Exploit-Peddling Bastards Oh fan-fucking-tastic. Just when you thought the week couldn't get more irritating than a user asking why their coffee cup holder stopped working, the US Treasury decides to...

Oh For Fuck's Sake, Zyxel Can't Stop Shitting the Bed Just when you thought it was safe to let users plug things into the internet without supervision, Zyxel has gone and dropped a steaming pile of CVE-2024-40891 on our...

OpenClaw: Because We Needed Another Excuse to Panic About AI Oh for fuck's sake. Look what crawled out of the security research dumpster this week. Some bright spark decided to trawl through the digital sewers of the "deep and...

Secure Boot Certificates: The June 2026 Shitstorm Right, gather round and listen carefully because I'm only going to say this once before I go back to pretending I don't exist. Microsoft, in their infinite wisdom - and by wisdom...

Another Day, Another Vendor Screws the Pooch So Marquis Software Development—presumably staffed by people who actually know which end of a USB stick goes where—is suing SonicWall, those firewall-peddling wankers, because...

Chinese Cyberspies Breached Everything and You're All Fucked Oh for fuck's sake. Here we go again. Chinese state-sponsored spooks—probably the same bastards who think "password123" is OPSEC—have been rooting around inside...

Cisco's Shitshow SD-WAN Clusterfuck Has Been Ripping Networks Apart Since 2023 Listen up, you bunch of incompetent meatbags. While you were busy clicking "Remind me tomorrow" on every security patch since the dawn of fucking...