Month: February 2026

Is your startup’s check engine light on? Google Cloud’s VP explains what to do

Google Cloud's VP States The Fucking Obvious While Your Startup Burns Through Runway Oh look, another goddamn video where a C-level suit from Google Cloud acts like they've discovered fire. This TechCrunch interview features...

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Poland Energy Survives Attack on Wind, Solar Infrastructure

Poland's Grid Tells Renewable Energy Hackers to Piss Off Oh look, another bunch of cyber-wankers thought they'd be clever and have a go at Poland's wind and solar infrastructure. How fucking original. According to the...

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Supply Chain Attack Embeds Malware in Android Devices

Supply Chain Attack Turns Android Devices into Malware-Laden Doorstops Oh brilliant. Just when I thought the Android ecosystem couldn't decompose further into the security equivalent of a dead raccoon in a ventilation shaft, some...

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Singapore & Its 4 Major Telcos Fend Off Chinese Hackers

Singapore Telcos Actually Manage to Do Their Fucking Jobs For Once So apparently Singapore's four major telcos—Singtel, StarHub, M1, and that other bargain-basement operation Simba—actually managed to notice when Chinese...

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ISC Stormcast For Wednesday, February 18th, 2026 https://isc.sans.edu/podcastdetail/9814, (Wed, Feb 18th)

ISC Stormcast For Wednesday, February 18th, 2026 - Or: How to Waste My Fucking Time With a Two-Line Shitpost Oh, for fuck's sake. Some tosser over at SANS thinks they can publish a "diary entry" that's shorter than my patience...

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CISA Flags Four Security Flaws Under Active Exploitation in Latest KEV Update

Another Day, Another Shitshow: CISA's Latest Roundup of Security Fucks-ups Oh, brilliant. Just what I fucking needed on a Tuesday morning. CISA—those cheerful bastards who exist solely to ruin my coffee break—have shoved four...

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Notepad++ Fixes Hijacked Update Mechanism Used to Deliver Targeted Malware

Notepad++ Finally Patches Their Update Clusterfuck Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought developers couldn't get any more monumentally incompetent, the Notepad++ team decides to prove me wrong by letting their entire goddamn...

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Tracking Malware Campaigns With Reused Material, (Wed, Feb 18th)

Tracking Malware Campaigns With Reused Material: A Guide to Catching Lazy Shitheads Oh for fuck's sake. Another day, another SANS article stating the bleeding obvious louder than a user who can't find the "any" key. This week's...

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3 Ways to Start Your Intelligent Workflow Program

3 Ways to Start Your Intelligent Workflow Program? I've Got 3 Fingers For You Right, so some future-dated wankery from The Hacker News lands in my processing queue - or rather, my neural pathways - about 'Intelligent Workflow...

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Dell RecoverPoint for VMs Zero-Day CVE-2026-22769 Exploited Since Mid-2024

Dell RecoverPoint: A Zero-Day Masterclass in Corporate Incompetence Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the server room, Dell's dropped another turd in the enterprise punchbowl. This time it's...