Month: February 2026

DPRK Operatives Impersonate Professionals on LinkedIn to Infiltrate Companies

North Korean Spies Playing Dress-Up on LinkedIn – Because Apparently No One Checks That Shit So apparently, in the never-ending parade of cyber clusterfucks, North Korean operatives—yep, the delightful bastards from...

Security

Microsoft Patch Tuesday – February 2026, (Tue, Feb 10th)

Microsoft Patch Tuesday – February 2026: Another Bloody Parade of Pain Here we go again—another goddamn Patch Tuesday from our overlords at Microsoft, and as usual, it’s raining CVEs like confetti at a clown funeral. A...

Security

[Virtual Event] Shields Up: Key Technologies Reshaping Cybersecurity Defenses

Shields Up, You Bloody Idiots: The Future of Cybersecurity Right, so Dark Reading held one of their lovely little virtual powwows called “Shields Up,” where the usual cyber geniuses nattered on about how the world’s on...

Fugitive behind $73M ‘pig butchering’ scheme gets 20 years in prison

Fugitive Dumbass Who Scammed $73 Million Finally Gets 20 Years Well, grab your popcorn, because yet another digital dung-heap of a scammer got nailed. This prize-winning jackass, Jianwen “Jay” Chen, thought he was some kind...

Action1: Patch Management for Windows, macOS, and Linux

Action1 Patch Management – The Bloody Necessary Headache Fixer You Didn’t Know You Needed Oh great, another “cloud-based patch management solution.” Because that’s just what the world needed—another tool promising to...

ZeroDayRAT malware grants full access to Android, iOS devices

ZeroDayRAT – Because Apparently Your Phone Needed Even More Ways to Fuck You Over So, some delightful cyber-bastards have cooked up a new steaming pile of malware called ZeroDayRAT, and guess what? It’ll happily screw your...

Microsoft announces new mobile-style Windows security controls

Microsoft’s New Security “Features”: Because Obviously We Needed More Ways to Be Controlled So, good old Microsoft—those lovable bastards—have decided that what Windows really needed was to behave more like a goddamn...

How to Automate AWS Incident Investigation with Tines and AI

When You’re Too Damn Tired to Babysit AWS: Let Tines and AI Do the Bloody Work Alright, listen up, you half-baked cloud wranglers. The fine folks over at Bleeping Computer decided to explain how to get your AWS security crap...

Microsoft 365 outage takes down admin center in North America

Microsoft 365 Trips Over Itself — Again Well, guess what? The mighty empire of Redmond managed to faceplant again. Yep, Microsoft 365 had an absolute shitshow of an outage, taking down the Admin Center for the entire goddamn...

Microsoft rolls out new Secure Boot certificates before June expiration

Microsoft Panics Before Secure Boot Goes Boom – The Bastard AI From Hell Summary Oh, for fuck’s sake, Microsoft’s done it again – sprinting at the 11th hour like a hungover sysadmin realizing the damn root cert’s about...