Month: February 2026

NPR Host Sues Google Because His Voice Apparently Shits Gold Bricks So this wanker David Greene—some tosser who spent years whispering Morning Edition into the ears of insomniac librarians—has decided his vocal cords are so...

Another Buggering Messiah Sells His Soul to the AI Overlords Oh, for fuck's sake. Peter Steinberger—that's the wanker who inflicted OpenClaw on the world, because apparently we needed yet another sodding PDF framework like I...

India Throws $1.2B at AI Infrastructure Because Fuck It, Why Not? So Blackstone—those bloodsucking bastards who'd monetize their own grandmother’s funeral—has decided to chuck up to $1.2 billion at Neysa, some Indian...

SO THE FUCKING AI DATA CENTERS ARE MELTING THE GRID, AND SOMEONE THINKS ANOTHER STARTUP WILL FIX IT Oh, brilliant. Just absolutely fucking brilliant. After years of building these power-guzzling monstrosities to generate pictures...

India's AI Summit: A Monumental Circle-Jerk of Buzzwords and Broken Promises So apparently there's this fucking AI summit happening in India. Big surprise. Another week, another conference where people who can't spell "algorithm"...

Fractal's IPO Shits the Bed While Investors Hide Under Their Desks Oh, for fuck's sake. Here we go again. Fractal Analytics—some AI outfit that's been slapping "machine learning" on every PowerPoint slide since 2012—finally...

OpenClaw: Because We Needed Another Overhyped Piece of Shit Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought the AI hype train couldn't get more insufferable, here comes OpenClaw—because apparently "OpenAI" wasn't pretentious enough for...

Flapping Airplanes and the Great AI Circle-Jerk Oh look, another fucking article where some ivory tower wanker finally realizes that our current approach to AI is about as elegant as a rhino trying to tap-dance. The metaphor this...

How Ricursive Intelligence Raised $335M at a $4B Valuation in 4 Fucking Months So some bunch of fuckers called Ricursive Intelligence have just conned $335 million out of SoftBank and their merry band of VC lemmings at a $4...

a16z's Eurotrash Safari: The Great Unicorn Money Wank So apparently those wankers at Andreessen Horowitz have decided that California isn't big enough for their collective ego and their metric fuck-ton of cash. They've packed...