Month: February 2026

Eclipse Foundation Decides to Babysit Developers With Mandatory Security Checks Well, isn’t this just bloody delightful. The Eclipse Foundation — yeah, those open-source suits who think they’re saving the world one line of...

Microsoft Throws a Fit Over Python Infostealers on macOS — Because Apparently Nothing Is Safe Anymore Oh, bloody fantastic — the tech apocalypse is here again. Microsoft, in its infinite wisdom and eternal drama, has decided...

Malicious Script Delivering More Maliciousness – Because the Internet Wasn’t Already a Dumpster Fire Oh great, another bloody “look-at-me” malicious script doing the digital equivalent of leaving flaming dog crap on your...

The First 90 Seconds: The Digital Dumpster Fire of Incident Response Ah, here we fucking go again. The cyber world’s on fire, and apparently, the first goddamn 90 seconds after *everything goes to shit* are the difference...

Google Looker Bugs Allow Cross-Tenant RCE and Data Exfil – Because Apparently Security Is Optional Now So, surprise-fucking-surprise, Google Looker — that shiny pile of analytics wizardry for cloud junkies — has a few...

Orchid Security’s Fancy-Ass “Continuous Identity Observability” – Because Apparently We Weren’t Watching Enough Already Oh look, another shiny cybersecurity buzzword has fallen out of the corporate bullshit generator....

The Mexican Government’s Data Dumpster Fire – or Maybe Just Hot Air Oh, for fuck’s sake. Another week, another government supposedly leaking data like a cracked toilet, and this time Mexico’s in the spotlight. Apparently,...

Extra Extra! DR Global Latin America: Because Cyber Chaos Needed a Passport Stamp Oh, great bloody news — the cyber overlords at Dark Reading have decided that the world wasn’t already paranoid enough about data breaches and...

China’s Digital Delinquents Are at It Again – The Amaranth Dragon Circus Oh, bloody fantastic. Yet another bunch of cyber desperados from China, calling themselves “Amaranth Dragon,” decided they’d have a jolly good...

DEAD#VAX Malware Campaign: Because Apparently, Cyber Idiocy Never Sleeps Oh great, another day, another pack of script-kiddie wet dreams unleashed on the internet. This time it’s called DEAD#VAX—because apparently picking...