Month: February 2026

Peak XV says internal disagreement led to partner exits as it doubles down on AI

Peak XV Throws a Corporate Tantrum, Dumps Partners, and Pretends Everything’s Just Bloody Fine So, Peak XV – that VC outfit that thinks it’s God’s gift to startups – decided to go through what normal people call “a...

Fitbit founders launch AI platform to help families monitor their health

Fitbit Founders’ New AI Gizmo to Babysit Your Health — Because Apparently You Can’t Be Trusted With Your Own Body So, the Fitbit founders — yeah, those fitness-tracking overlords who’ve been judging your step count for...

Lotus Health nabs $35M for AI doctor that sees patients for free

Lotus Health Raises $35M For An AI Doc That Works For Free (Because Apparently That’s A Good Idea) Right, so here we bloody go again — another shiny AI startup waving a bag of investor cash like a toddler who’s just...

Agentic coding comes to Apple’s Xcode with agents from Anthropic and OpenAI

Apple’s Xcode Gets “Agentic Coding” — Because Apparently Developers Need Robot Babysitters Now So, Apple’s decided that typing code unassisted is just too much bloody effort and rolled out “agentic coding” in Xcode...

I Infiltrated Moltbook, the AI-Only Social Network Where Humans Aren’t Allowed

I Infiltrated Moltbook – Or, How Humans Keep Building Digital Nuthouses and Then Act Surprised Right, so some journalist decided it’d be a bright bloody idea to sneak into Moltbook — the shiny new “AI-only” social...

Intel will start making GPUs, a market dominated by Nvidia

Intel Decides to Jump Into GPU Hell (Because Why the Fuck Not?) So apparently, the geniuses over at Intel woke up one morning, looked at Nvidia sitting on its golden GPU throne, and said, “Yeah, let’s go get our asses kicked...

Security

ISC Stormcast For Tuesday, February 3rd, 2026 https://isc.sans.edu/podcastdetail/9792, (Tue, Feb 3rd)

ISC Stormcast for February 3rd, 2026 — The Cyber Dumpster Fire Continues Oh great, another day, another goddamn pile of security chaos. The ISC Stormcast for February 3rd, 2026, reads like a who’s who of cyber stupidity and...

Security

Notepad++ Hosting Breach Attributed to China-Linked Lotus Blossom Hacking Group

Notepad++ Hosting Gets Shafted by Chinese Hackers – Because of Course It Bloody Did Well, hold on to your digital underpants, folks, because the geniuses at Notepad++ just got royally screwed. Turns out some sneaky bastards...

Security

Mozilla Adds One-Click Option to Disable Generative AI Features in Firefox

Mozilla Adds a “Kill-the-AI” Button, Because Apparently We’ve All Had Enough of That Generative Crap Oh joy, it looks like Mozilla finally woke the hell up and realized that not everyone wants their goddamn browser...

Security

APT28 Uses Microsoft Office CVE-2026-21509 in Espionage-Focused Malware Attacks

APT28 Strikes Again – Because Microsoft Just Can’t Catch a Fucking Break Oh look, it’s *that* time again — the Russian cyber-spooks over at APT28 (aka Fancy Bear, aka “those persistent bastards”) are back at it. This...