Month: February 2026

When Cloud Outages Ripple Across the Internet

When the Cloud Shits Itself and Takes the Whole Bloody Internet With It Ah, another glorious day on the Internet, where everything’s *fine* — until one of those smug, overhyped cloud providers decides to take a nap. That’s...

Security

Detecting and Monitoring OpenClaw (clawdbot, moltbot), (Tue, Feb 3rd)

OpenClaw: Yet Another Malware Menace That Won’t Die So, apparently, the universe needed yet *another* goddamn botnet to make defenders question their career choices. Enter OpenClaw — also going by the totally evil-sounding...

Security

Hackers Exploit Metro4Shell RCE Flaw in React Native CLI npm Package

Hackers Exploit Metro4Shell RCE Flaw in React Native CLI npm Package — and Everyone’s Losing Their Shit Well, guess what, another bloody day, another dumpster fire in software land. This week’s special? Some genius found a...

Security

[Webinar] The Smarter SOC Blueprint: Learn What to Build, Buy, and Automate

The Smarter SOC Blueprint: A Masterclass in Digital Herding Cats Right, so apparently someone decided we all needed a *webinar* — because we didn’t already have enough meetings wasting our lives — on how to make a...

Security

Dark Patterns Undermine Security, One Click at a Time

Dark Patterns: The Slimy Bastards of the Internet Right, so apparently someone’s finally decided to talk about how the web’s full of manipulative UX crap designed to trick us into clicking shit we don’t want. They’re...

Security

8-Minute Access: AI Accelerates Breach of AWS Environment

8-Minute Access: AI Turns AWS Into a Goddamn Sieve Right, strap in, because this one’s a bloody masterpiece of corporate clownery. Some security researchers just demonstrated that with the help of AI, you can compromise an AWS...

Security

Docker Fixes Critical Ask Gordon AI Flaw Allowing Code Execution via Image Metadata

Docker Finally Patches a Massive "Ask Gordon AI" Shitshow Oh bloody wonderful — Docker managed to trip over its own shiny new AI toy, “Ask Gordon,” which was supposed to make developers’ lives easier but instead left a...

French prosecutors raid X offices, summon Musk over Grok deepfakes

French Prosecutors Go Full Terminator on X Over Grok’s Creepy Deepfake Shitshow So apparently, the French justice squad got pissed off enough to storm the bloody offices of X (yeah, the artist formerly known as Twitter) because...

Hackers exploit critical React Native Metro bug to breach dev systems

Hackers Take the Bloody Wheel – React Native Metro Gets Rekt Right, so apparently, some bright sparks left the door wide open in React Native’s Metro bundler – you know, that tool that’s supposed to make developer lives...

UK privacy watchdog probes Grok over AI-generated sexual images

UK Privacy Watchdog Goes After Grok Over AI-Generated Smut So guess what flaming data privacy clusterfuck has rolled into town this week? The UK's ICO (yeah, those clipboard-wielding watchdogs who think telling people to "be...