Month: February 2026

OpenAI says you can trust ChatGPT answers, as it kicks off ads rollout preparation

OpenAI Says You Can Trust ChatGPT — Yeah, Right... So, apparently, the brainiacs at OpenAI have decided we can all “trust” ChatGPT now. That’s right — the same damn chatbot that sometimes hallucinates facts like it’s...

New Apple privacy feature limits location tracking on iPhones, iPads

Apple’s Latest “Privacy” Magic Trick – Now With 20% Less Tracking Bullshit! So Apple’s out here again, waving its big shiny “we care about your privacy” flag while probably snickering into its servers. The...

Exposed MongoDB instances still targeted in data extortion attacks

MongoDB Morons Still Getting Shafted by Data Extortion Attacks Well, here we go again. Apparently, there are still geniuses out there who think it’s a brilliant bloody idea to leave their MongoDB instances wide open to the...

Jeffrey Epstein Had a ‘Personal Hacker,’ Informant Claims

Security News This Week: Epstein’s Creepy Tech Sidekick and Other Cyber Clusterf**ks Well, grab your tinfoil hat and hold onto your coffee, because Jeffrey bloody Epstein apparently had his own “personal hacker.” That’s...

Nvidia CEO pushes back against report that his company’s $100B OpenAI investment has stalled

Nvidia CEO Loses His Shit Over “Stalled” $100B OpenAI Investment Rumor Well, well, bloody well. Seems like another day in tech hell where someone somewhere writes some “insider report” claiming Nvidia’s $100 billion...

Security

CERT Polska Details Coordinated Cyber Attacks on 30+ Wind and Solar Farms

Poland Points the Finger, Hackers Play Whac-A-Mole: Another Day in Cyber Hell So, apparently Poland’s CERT team, those digital firefighters who probably run on caffeine and despair, just revealed that over 30 bloody wind and...

Security

Mandiant Finds ShinyHunters-Style Vishing Attacks Stealing MFA to Breach SaaS Platforms

Mandiant Finds ShinyHunters Playing Vishing-Assassin With MFA – Because Why the Hell Not? Well, those sneaky bastards at ShinyHunters are back at it again — because apparently cybercriminals don’t take vacations. According...

Security

Iran-Linked RedKitten Cyber Campaign Targets Human Rights NGOs and Activists

Iran’s RedKitten Hack Circus — Another Day, Another Cyber Clusterfuck Oh, joy of joys. Yet another bunch of digital dimwits from Iran calling themselves “RedKitten” decided to make trouble, because clearly the internet...

Researcher reveals evidence of private Instagram profiles leaking photos

Private Instagram Profiles Leaking Photos – Because of Course They Bloody Are So here we go again: some bright spark pokes Instagram with a stick and — surprise, surprise — finds out that “private” doesn’t actually...

Mandiant details how ShinyHunters abuse SSO to steal cloud data

ShinyHunters Wreck the Cloud — and Everyone’s SSO Dreams Along With It So, apparently, those cyber‑assholes known as ShinyHunters have decided that ordinary data breaches aren’t quite spicy enough, so now they’re...