Month: February 2026

AI Is Here to Replace Nuclear Treaties. Scared Yet? Right, so here’s the absolute clown show of the century: apparently, we’re now trusting bloody satellites and AI to keep an eye on nuclear weapons instead of those ancient,...

No Company Has Admitted to Replacing Workers With AI in New York – Because Apparently Everyone’s a Bloody Saint Right, so here’s the deal. New York came up with this oh-so-clever law where companies are supposed to fess up...

The TechCrunch Founder Summit 2026: Because Apparently We Need More People Talking About Startups Oh great, TechCrunch is banging the damn drum again — they’re calling for speakers for their bloody Founder Summit 2026....

Ex-Googlers Decide the World Needs Yet Another Bloody Data Platform Oh for fuck’s sake, another bunch of ex-Googlers have crawled out of the digital woodwork to tell us they’ve “revolutionized” something. This time it’s...

Anthropic and the $20B Fucking Money Train Well, strap in, because Anthropic — yes, those AI do-gooders supposedly safeguarding humanity from rogue code — are about to become even more disgustingly rich. The bastards are...

Workday’s CEO Shuffle: Because Stability is Overrated Well, here we bloody go again. Workday’s revolving door of leadership spins faster than a fan in a server room before payday. Carl “I’m-the-new-guy” Eschenbach has...

ChatGPT Rolls Out Ads — Because Capitalism Never Misses a Damn Chance Well, hold on to your digital butts, because the geniuses at OpenAI have decided the one thing missing from your chat experience with ChatGPT was — you...

Anthropic’s Name Fiasco in India — Corporate Faceplant of the Year So, Anthropic — yes, the hotshot AI outfit that thinks it shits rainbows and ethical machine learning — decided to swagger into India to set up shop....