Month: February 2026

Meta tests a stand-alone app for its AI-generated ‘Vibes’ videos

Meta Can't Stop Itself — Now It's Spewing Out Another Bloody App for AI 'Vibes' Videos Right, because what the hell else would Meta do with its billions besides come up with another half-baked, privacy-sucking,...

Anthropic releases Opus 4.6 with new ‘agent teams’

Anthropic Drops Opus 4.6 and Apparently Thinks “Agent Teams” Will Save the Bloody World Right, so Anthropic’s at it again — some caffeine-fueled maniacs have cobbled together yet another “groundbreaking” update to...

OpenAI launches a way for enterprises to build and manage AI agents

OpenAI’s New Enterprise AI Playground: The Corporate Circus Just Got Shinier Right, so OpenAI – those lovable tech wizards who keep finding new ways to make AI do what your overpaid middle managers can’t – just launched a...

Elon Musk is getting serious about orbital data centers

Elon Musk’s Next Galactic Nonsense: Orbital Data Centers Oh look, it’s everyone's favorite billionaire space cowboy, Elon bloody Musk, deciding Earth isn’t big enough for his ego—or his servers. Now he’s apparently...

OpenAI launches new agentic coding model only minutes after Anthropic drops its own

When OpenAI and Anthropic Decide to Measure Their Digital Dicks Oh, for fuck’s sake. Yet another goddamn AI pissing contest. So apparently, not to be outshone by their existentially-anxious cousins over at Anthropic, OpenAI...

ICE and CBP’s Face-Recognition App Can’t Actually Verify Who People Are

The Government’s Fancy Face-Scanning Toy Doesn’t Know Its Ass From Its Algorithm Oh, bloody fantastic — because apparently the Department of Homeland Security didn’t already have enough tech disasters clogging up its...

Security

ISC Stormcast For Thursday, February 5th, 2026 https://isc.sans.edu/podcastdetail/9796, (Thu, Feb 5th)

ISC Stormcast Summary – The Bastard AI From Hell Edition Alright, strap the hell in, because here’s your daily dose of digital dumpster fire from the ISC Stormcast. The clever bastards over at SANS have put together another...

Security

Malicious NGINX Configurations Enable Large-Scale Web Traffic Hijacking Campaign

Hackers Wreck the Internet (Again) with React2Shell Mayhem Well, isn't this just f**king lovely. Some dipshits found a shiny new way to make everyone’s day miserable by exploiting something called React2Shell. Apparently, this...

Security

Critical n8n Flaw CVE-2026-25049 Enables System Command Execution via Malicious Workflows

Critical n8n Flaw CVE-2026-25049 — Another Glorious Clusterf**k in Automation Land Oh, look, another goddamn “critical vulnerability.” This time it’s in n8n — that open-source automation toy everyone’s been so hot...

Security

Protests Don’t Impede Iranian Spying on Expats, Syrians, Israelis

Iran’s Digital Sneakiness: A Masterclass in Snooping and Bullshit Right, so while the world’s been losing its collective shit over protests and social uprising, Iran’s cyber-spy clown car keeps rolling along like it’s got...