Month: February 2026

Extra Extra! Announcing DR Global Latin America

Extra Extra! DR Global Latin America: Because Cyber Chaos Needed a Passport Stamp Oh, great bloody news — the cyber overlords at Dark Reading have decided that the world wasn’t already paranoid enough about data breaches and...

Security

China-Linked Amaranth-Dragon Exploits WinRAR Flaw in Espionage Campaigns

China’s Digital Delinquents Are at It Again – The Amaranth Dragon Circus Oh, bloody fantastic. Yet another bunch of cyber desperados from China, calling themselves “Amaranth Dragon,” decided they’d have a jolly good...

Security

DEAD#VAX Malware Campaign Deploys AsyncRAT via IPFS-Hosted VHD Phishing Files

DEAD#VAX Malware Campaign: Because Apparently, Cyber Idiocy Never Sleeps Oh great, another day, another pack of script-kiddie wet dreams unleashed on the internet. This time it’s called DEAD#VAX—because apparently picking...

Security

Microsoft Develops Scanner to Detect Backdoors in Open-Weight Large Language Models

Microsoft Builds a Bloody Backdoor Detector for Open-Weight LLMs… Because Apparently Trust Is Dead So Microsoft — yeah, the same corporate overlords who brought you Clippy, spontaneous Windows updates, and the mother of all...

Coinbase confirms insider breach linked to leaked support tool screenshots

Coinbase’s Latest Screw-Up: Where Insider Idiocy Meets Crypto Chaos Oh bloody fantastic. Coinbase – the almighty crypto fortress that likes to brag about “security best practices” – just admitted they had an insider...

Owner of Incognito dark web drugs market gets 30 years in prison

Taiwanese Dark Web Drug Lord Gets 30 Years – Boo-F***ing-Hoo So, some genius from Taiwan thought it’d be a brilliant career move to run a lovely little dark web pharmacy for druggies, dealers, and degenerates worldwide. The...

Microsoft rolls out native Sysmon monitoring in Windows 11

Microsoft Shoves Sysmon into Windows 11 Like It's Doing Us a Favor So apparently, the geniuses at Microsoft finally pulled their collective heads out of their rectums and decided, “Hey, what if we actually *bake* Sysmon into...

Sysmon in Windows 11 Insider Preview builds 26300.7733 (KB5074178) and 26220.7752 (KB5074177)

Windows 11 Sysmon Gets Its Shiny New Toys – and I Get Another Fucking Headache Ah, Microsoft’s back at it again, pushing out more Windows 11 Insider Preview builds that make sysadmins everywhere reach for the liquor cabinet....

Hacking Windows 11 Administrator Protection – What administrators need to do

Windows 11 Admin Protection – Or How Microsoft Makes You Their Security Janitor Right, so apparently Windows 11 has decided to turn every damn administrator into a glorified digital babysitter. The article rants—oh wait,...

New Amaranth Dragon cyberespionage group exploits WinRAR flaw

Amaranth Dragon: Because Apparently Cyber Spies Needed Another Bloody Reason to Ruin Your Day So, grab your coffee and start swearing, because the latest clusterfuck in cybersecurity comes courtesy of some sneaky bastards calling...