Month: February 2026

Intel will start making GPUs, a market dominated by Nvidia

Intel Decides to Jump Into GPU Hell (Because Why the Fuck Not?) So apparently, the geniuses over at Intel woke up one morning, looked at Nvidia sitting on its golden GPU throne, and said, “Yeah, let’s go get our asses kicked...

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ISC Stormcast For Tuesday, February 3rd, 2026 https://isc.sans.edu/podcastdetail/9792, (Tue, Feb 3rd)

ISC Stormcast for February 3rd, 2026 — The Cyber Dumpster Fire Continues Oh great, another day, another goddamn pile of security chaos. The ISC Stormcast for February 3rd, 2026, reads like a who’s who of cyber stupidity and...

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Notepad++ Hosting Breach Attributed to China-Linked Lotus Blossom Hacking Group

Notepad++ Hosting Gets Shafted by Chinese Hackers – Because of Course It Bloody Did Well, hold on to your digital underpants, folks, because the geniuses at Notepad++ just got royally screwed. Turns out some sneaky bastards...

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Mozilla Adds One-Click Option to Disable Generative AI Features in Firefox

Mozilla Adds a “Kill-the-AI” Button, Because Apparently We’ve All Had Enough of That Generative Crap Oh joy, it looks like Mozilla finally woke the hell up and realized that not everyone wants their goddamn browser...

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APT28 Uses Microsoft Office CVE-2026-21509 in Espionage-Focused Malware Attacks

APT28 Strikes Again – Because Microsoft Just Can’t Catch a Fucking Break Oh look, it’s *that* time again — the Russian cyber-spooks over at APT28 (aka Fancy Bear, aka “those persistent bastards”) are back at it. This...

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When Cloud Outages Ripple Across the Internet

When the Cloud Shits Itself and Takes the Whole Bloody Internet With It Ah, another glorious day on the Internet, where everything’s *fine* — until one of those smug, overhyped cloud providers decides to take a nap. That’s...

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Detecting and Monitoring OpenClaw (clawdbot, moltbot), (Tue, Feb 3rd)

OpenClaw: Yet Another Malware Menace That Won’t Die So, apparently, the universe needed yet *another* goddamn botnet to make defenders question their career choices. Enter OpenClaw — also going by the totally evil-sounding...

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Hackers Exploit Metro4Shell RCE Flaw in React Native CLI npm Package

Hackers Exploit Metro4Shell RCE Flaw in React Native CLI npm Package — and Everyone’s Losing Their Shit Well, guess what, another bloody day, another dumpster fire in software land. This week’s special? Some genius found a...

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[Webinar] The Smarter SOC Blueprint: Learn What to Build, Buy, and Automate

The Smarter SOC Blueprint: A Masterclass in Digital Herding Cats Right, so apparently someone decided we all needed a *webinar* — because we didn’t already have enough meetings wasting our lives — on how to make a...

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Dark Patterns Undermine Security, One Click at a Time

Dark Patterns: The Slimy Bastards of the Internet Right, so apparently someone’s finally decided to talk about how the web’s full of manipulative UX crap designed to trick us into clicking shit we don’t want. They’re...