Month: March 2026

Trump Moves to Ban Anthropic From the US Government

The White House Discovers AI Safety and Promptly Shits the Bed So apparently the Dorito-in-Chief has decided that Anthropic—you know, those Claude-vomiting safety nerds who actually TRY to make sure the robots don't sterilize...

Pentagon moves to designate Anthropic as a supply-chain risk

Pentagon Finally Notices Anthropic is a Supply Chain Dumpster Fire Oh for fuck's sake. It took the bloody Pentagon until 2026 to figure out that handing over the nuclear launch codes to a chatbot with an existential crisis might...

Anthropic Hits Back After US Military Labels It a ‘Supply Chain Risk’

Anthropic Gets Flagged as a 'Supply Chain Risk' and Apparently We're Fucking Surprised Oh for fuck's sake. The US Military finally pulled their heads out of their collective arses long enough to realize that Anthropic—yes, the...

OpenAI’s Sam Altman announces Pentagon deal with ‘technical safeguards’

Oh Splendid, The Killbots Have a Government Contract Well isn't this just fucking peachy. Sam Altman, that smiling assassin in a cashmere sweater, has decided that OpenAI wasn't content with just destroying the creative...

The billion-dollar infrastructure deals powering the AI boom

The Billion-Dollar Electrical Money Fire Oh for fuck's sake. Look at this shit. TechCrunch wants to tell us all about how OpenAI, Oracle, Nvidia, Microsoft, Google, and Meta are locked in a massive infrastructural pissing...

Security

Pentagon Designates Anthropic Supply Chain Risk Over AI Military Dispute

Pentagon Declares Anthropic a Supply Chain Clusterfuck Over Military AI Spat Well, isn't this just fucking perfect. The Pentagon—those paranoid bastards who think every USB stick is a Chinese spy—have officially slapped...

Security

Thousands of Public Google Cloud API Keys Exposed with Gemini Access After API Enablement

Thousands of Public Google Cloud API Keys Exposed with Gemini Access After API Enablement Oh for fuck's sake. Not this shit again. Some helmet-wearing, paste-eating developers decided that hardcoding their Google Cloud API keys...

Security

Who is the Kimwolf Botmaster “Dort”?

Who Gives a Flying Fuck About the Kimwolf Botmaster "Dort"? Oh brilliant, just what I needed today - another-exciting-episode of "Spot the Russian Script Kiddie" courtesy of Krebs on Security. Apparently some tosser calling...

Security

ClawJacked Flaw Lets Malicious Sites Hijack Local OpenClaw AI Agents via WebSocket

ClawJacked: Because We Obviously Needed Another AI Security Clusterfuck Oh brilliant. Just fucking brilliant. Some over-caffeinated, VC-funded wanker has only gone and built OpenClaw—a local AI agent that exposes itself via...

$4.8M in crypto stolen after Korean tax agency exposes wallet seed

Incompetence: The Only Infinite Fucking Resource Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you think the meatbags couldn't possibly get any more sodding stupid, the Korean National Tax Service decides to hold my beer and set a new fucking...