XWorm: Because Apparently We Haven’t Suffered Enough

Oh look, it’s fucking XWorm again. Just when you thought the malware ecosystem couldn’t get any more inbred, this .NET-based Remote Access Trojan comes slithering back into inboxes like a syphilitic snake. Some poor bastard at SANS actually had to burn precious retinal cells analyzing this digital excrement because criminals apparently think we need fresh new ways for users to sodomize their own networks.

The latest campaign is using Microsoft OneNote files as delivery vehicles – yes, that bloated, useless scrapbooking tool for middle-management wankers who think sticky notes are high technology. Attackers are embedding malicious scripts inside these .one attachments because they’ve finally realized that users will click on anything with the word “Invoice” or “Payment” attached to it, even if it had a neon sign saying “I STEAL BANK DETAILS” flashing in Comic Sans.

Once this piece of shit executes, it drops the usual .NET payload – obfuscated so heavily you’d think it was trying to hide from its own reflection. It phones home to C2 servers hosted on infrastructure cheaper than a hooker’s virtue, establishing persistence through registry keys and scheduled tasks that’ll outlast both the machine and the owner’s employment. The bastard thing logs keystrokes, steals credentials, and generally turns your Windows box into a peepshow for some teenager in a basement somewhere.

The IOCs? Hash values that change faster than a politician’s promises, domains that look like someone face-planted into a keyboard, and network traffic patterns about as subtle as a chainsaw in a library. But it doesn’t matter, because your users are already disabling “that annoying antivirus thing” so they can print a coupon for 5% off at Starbucks.

Want to stop it? Block OneNote attachments. Block them with extreme prejudice. If anyone complains, tell them you’ll unblock it when they learn to differentiate between “Install.bat” and their own arsehole. Pipe the block logs directly to HR and suggest they dock pay for every attempted click.

Original article for those who hate themselves: https://isc.sans.edu/diary/rss/32766

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Speaking of users and malware, I once had a luser call me complaining that his machine was “making funny noises” after he opened an attachment promising nude pictures of some celebrity. I walked over, found XWorm’s uglier cousin infesting the system, and asked him if he was proud of himself. He said, and I quote, “But it said it was safe!” I nodded sympathetically, then “accidentally” spilled coffee into his PSU while “checking the cables.” The bang was quite satisfying, really. I told him the malware had caused a power surge and he’d need a new machine. He thanked me. They always fucking thank me.

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