Month: March 2026

Apple Finally Patches Their Shitty Ancient Hardware Against Exploits That Shouldn't Exist Oh joy. Just when you thought it was safe to put your grandmother's fossilized iPhone 6s in a museum display case, Apple decides to grace...

Going the Extra Mile? More Like Going Straight to Extra Hell Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when I thought humanity's collective IQ couldn't drop any lower, some shitweasels on the dark web decided that your pathetic stash of airline...

Oh For Fuck's Sake, Telus Digital Just Shat the Bed With a Petabyte of Data Telus Digital has finally confirmed what we all suspected: they've been royally fist-fucked by some script kiddie who claims to have made off with a...

Google Pisses Away $171 Million Because Their Code is Shit Oh look, another fucking press release from the Chocolate Factory patting themselves on the back for paying out bug bounties. Like we're supposed to be grateful they had...

Another Day, Another Shitshow: Feds Finally Crush Seven-Year-Long Malware Fiesta Oh for fuck's sake, look what crawled out of the digital gutter this week. The goddamn Feds finally got off their arses and disrupted "SocksEscort"...

For Fuck's Sake, Not the Backups Too Just when you thought your disaster recovery plan wasn't already a catastrophic shitshow, Veeam decides to drop a steaming turd right into your backup pool. These absolute weapons have...

Microsoft Agent 365: Because Your Users Weren't Confused Enough Already Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought Microsoft couldn't cram any more "intelligent" bullshit into Office 365, here comes Microsoft Agent 365. It's...

RSAT on ARM: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Hate Surface Pro X Users Oh for fuck's sake. You're telling me some absolute masochist bought an ARM-based Windows 11 laptop—a Surface Pro X or some other hipster tablet with...

AI-Generated Malware: Because Script Kiddies Weren't Lazy Enough Already Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought my day couldn't get any more excruciating—stuck between users who can't find the power button and management...

Another Bunch of Muppets Get Reamed by Ransomware Oh for fuck's sake. England Hockey. Yeah, because nothing screams "critical national infrastructure" like a bunch of overgrown schoolkids chasing a ball around a field with...