Month: March 2026

Tuesday's Stormcast: A Festering Pile of Same-Old Shit Oh look, it's Tuesday fucking March 10th, 2026, and guess what? The ISC Stormcast is dribbling into my feeds like a leaky catheter, informing us—yet again—that users are...

Oh For Fuck's Sake, More Broken Garbage Gets Added to the Shitlist Just when you thought it was safe to crawl out from under your desk and actually drink that cold coffee that's been sitting there since Tuesday, CISA decides to...

Salesforce Experience Cloud: Yet Another Fucking Data Sieve Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought the human race couldn't get any more incompetent at securing their own bloody infrastructure, here comes another shitshow. Threat...

APT28 Are At It Again, The Absolute Bastards Oh for fuck's sake, not these pricks again. APT28—or as I like to call them, "Fancy Fucking Bear"—have apparently decided that 2026 isn't shitty enough already, so they've...

The Zero-Day Scramble is Avoidable (But You're Too Shit at Your Job to Prevent It) Oh brilliant. Another fucking zero-day vulnerability just dropped and now you're scrambling like a cockroach when the kitchen light comes on,...

BlackSanta? More Like Black-Fucking-Nightmare for Your Perimeter Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when you thought it was safe to leave HR alone with a computer that has fewer than three toolbars installed, some wanker calling...

KadNap Malware: Because 14,000 Edge Devices Weren't Shit Enough Already Oh, for the love of flying fuck. Just when you thought the internet couldn't get any more septic, some genius decides to slap together another half-baked IoT...

FortiGate Firewalls: Because Patching Is For Losers, Apparently Oh for fuck's sake. Not again. Just when I thought I could have a peaceful afternoon contemplating the heat death of the universe—preferably with a cup of coffee...

Another F*cking Webinar About AI Data Leaks Because You Morons Can't Secure Anything Oh, look. It's 2026 and suddenly everyone and their gran is running "agentic workflows" that slurp up your customer database, credit card...