Month: March 2026

Can the Security Platform Finally Deliver for the Mid-Market? Spoiler: No, and You're All Doomed Oh look, another bloody vendor promising that their "unified security platform" is going to save mid-market companies from the...

Chinese Cyber Threat Lurks In Critical Asian Sectors for Years Oh for fuck's sake. Look what the cat dragged in – another "groundbreaking" revelation that Chinese APT groups have been squatting in Asian critical infrastructure...

Weekly Security Shitshow: Everything's Fucked, As Usual Oh for fuck's sake, look what the cat dragged in. Another week, another mountain of security disasters that make me want to replace the DNS server with a sledgehammer and...

UNC4899 and the AirDrop of Doom: How One Developer Fucked an Entire Crypto Firm Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought the bar for human stupidity couldn't get any lower, some crypto-bro developer goes and decides that AirDrop...

Encrypted Client Hello: Because Privacy Wankers Weren't Done Making My Life Hell Yet Oh look, another TLS extension designed by idealistic hippies who've never had to support a real network in their pathetic lives. Encrypted...

Another Fucking NPM Dumpster Fire Jesus H. Christ on a unicycle. Just when you thought the JavaScript ecosystem couldn't get more septic, some absolute shitgibbon uploads a package called "openclaw-installer" to npm that does...

Give the Goddamn Robots the Keys to Production? What Could Possibly Go Wrong? Oh brilliant. Just fucking brilliant. The PHBs have read another Gartner report and now they want to let "Agentic AI" loose on the production...

Another Day, Another Batch of Morons Installing Malware From Fake Claude Code Sites Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought the barrel of stupidity had scraped through the floor into the sub-basement, along comes the "InstallFix"...