Month: March 2026

Windows 11 Finally Learns to Lock Your Fucking Batch Files Oh for fuck's sake. Microsoft finally woke up from their Redmond-induced coma and realized that maybe—just fucking maybe—letting any half-witted moron with a text...

Windows 365 Reserve: Because Your Shitbox Thin Client Can't Handle The Cloud AND Reality Simultaneously Oh look, another brilliant fucking idea from Microsoft. Let's take a perfectly good computer—well, okay, a repurposed piece...

UK Government Finally Notices Iranian Cyber Bastards Are In The Cookie Jar Oh for fuck's sake. The NCSC—that's the National Cyber Security Centre for those of you who've been living under a fucking rock—has finally emerged...

Florida Woman Discovers That Stealing Millions in Microsoft Licenses Actually Has Consequences, Shockingly Oh joy. Another day, another oxygen thief who thought they could game the system and skip the whole "working for a living"...

Another Fucking Day in Paradise: Alabama Scumbag Proves Humanity is Still Broken Oh look, it's not even 9 AM and already some festering shitstain from Alabama has ruined my morning. Christopher C., a 24-year-old waste of oxygen...

For Fuck's Sake: Users Are Now Installing Fake Google Apps Like The Absolute Muppets They Are Listen up you bunch of clueless meatbags. Yet again, the internet has conjured up fresh hell designed specifically for those of you who...