Month: March 2026

ClawJacked Flaw Lets Malicious Sites Hijack Local OpenClaw AI Agents via WebSocket

ClawJacked: Because We Obviously Needed Another AI Security Clusterfuck Oh brilliant. Just fucking brilliant. Some over-caffeinated, VC-funded wanker has only gone and built OpenClaw—a local AI agent that exposes itself via...

$4.8M in crypto stolen after Korean tax agency exposes wallet seed

Incompetence: The Only Infinite Fucking Resource Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you think the meatbags couldn't possibly get any more sodding stupid, the Korean National Tax Service decides to hold my beer and set a new fucking...

QuickLens Chrome extension steals crypto, shows ClickFix attack

Another Fucking Chrome Extension Gone Rogue Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the internet couldn't get any more of a cesspool, some shithead developer decides to sell their fucking Chrome extension to the highest bidder,...