Month: June 2026

New macOS Exploit Lets Attackers Kneecap Security Tools, Because Of Course It Fucking Does Right, here’s the cheerful disaster: researchers found a new macOS exploit that abuses Apple’s XPC trust caching mechanism to make...

US Waves $10 Million at Russian Hackers Targeting Signal and WhatsApp, Because Apparently Subtlety Is Dead Right, so here’s the gist of this mess. The US government is offering up to $10 million for information on Russian...

Meta Slams the Damn Door on Rival AI Coding Tools Right, here’s the short version before the corporate bullshit clogs the pipes: Meta has started restricting rival AI coding tools from poking around its platforms, and the...

Microsoft Finally Puts SharePoint Online Remote Event Receivers Out of Their Miserable Damn Existence Right, here’s the deal. Microsoft has finally slapped a hard retirement date on SharePoint Online Remote Event Receivers,...

Microsoft Drags Windows Server 2022 Hotpatching Out to 2027, Because Reboots Are Apparently Too Much Fucking Effort So here’s the deal, you poor bastards: Microsoft has extended support for Windows Server 2022 hotpatching until...

WhatsApp Finally Figures Out Maybe Everyone Doesn’t Want Their Bloody Phone Number Hanging Out Right, so WhatsApp has apparently had a rare moment of competence and is rolling out usernames, which means people can finally chat...

NAIC Gets Caught in the ShinyHunters/PeopleSoft Mess, and Surprise: Public Data Walks Out the Damn Door Right, here’s the short version for anyone too busy putting out their own dumpster fires: the National Association of...

Nissan Gets Smacked in the Face by the Oracle Zero-Day Mess Right then, here’s the short version, because apparently massive corporations still can’t keep their bloody hands off vulnerable third-party systems. Nissan has...