Month: July 2026

Adobe Drops Emergency Patches for Seven Maximum-Severity Screwups Well, surprise, surprise. Adobe has vomited out emergency patches for seven maximum-severity vulnerabilities, because apparently shipping dangerously broken...

VS Code Agents Get Browser Automation, Because Apparently Clicking Buttons Was Too Hard Right, so Microsoft has decided that Visual Studio Code agents shouldn’t just sit there suggesting code like overeager interns anymore. Now...

GitHub Copilot CLI Gets Hydra, Because Apparently One AI Screw-Up Wasn’t Enough So here’s the deal: GitHub Copilot CLI has introduced something called Hydra, which is basically “intelligent task routing” for AI models. In...

Apple’s “Hide My Email” Leak: Privacy Theater, Now With Extra Bullshit So here we are again, watching another shiny privacy feature from a giant tech company turn out to be about as watertight as a colander in a piss storm....

Microsoft Jumps Into EU Court to Save the Bloody Data Transfer Circus Well, surprise fucking surprise: Microsoft has decided to stick its nose into an EU court case to defend the Transatlantic Data Privacy Framework, because...

ChocoPoc on GitHub: Because Apparently Downloading Random “Exploits” from Strangers Is Still a Thing Right, here’s the miserable state of affairs: some sneaky little bastards are planting malware called ChocoPoc inside...