Month: July 2026

Substack Finally Built a Bullshit Detector for AI-Written Newsletters So Substack, in a rare moment of corporate usefulness, has rolled out a new tool that tells readers when a newsletter has been written with AI. Yes, apparently...

Monday.com Fires a Few Hundred Humans So It Can Worship the AI God Instead Well, what a surprise. Monday.com has apparently decided that the best way to “focus on AI” is to kick hundreds of actual employees out the bloody...

Yope bags $12.3M to build a “private” social network without algorithms or ads, because apparently we needed another bloody app Right, here’s the deal. Yope, a startup trying to build a private social network for close...

Travis Kalanick Bags $1.7B for Robots, Because Apparently the Money Cannon Is Still Working Right, so Travis Kalanick — yes, that Travis Kalanick — has gone and raised a staggering $1.7 billion for his robotics company, with...

China’s Open AI Models Are Giving Silicon Valley a Proper Kick in the Teeth Right, here’s the short version, because apparently the tech world needed yet another reminder that Silicon Valley isn’t the sole high priest of...

Treasury Waves the Sanctions Stick Because Apparently AI Theft Needed Even More Bureaucratic Drama Right, here’s the mess: the White House is claiming that Moonshot — yes, that Moonshot — may have distilled Anthropic’s...