Month: July 2026

Inside Ode with Anthropic: Enterprise AI, Now with Extra Buzzwords and a Services Hangover Right, so here’s the deal. This TechCrunch piece pokes around inside Ode, a startup working with Anthropic and making a very loud bet...

Apple Finally Gets Its AI Shit Approved in China Right, so after what was no doubt an absolute festival of bureaucracy, backroom ass-covering, and regulatory hoop-jumping, Apple has apparently gotten approval to launch Apple...

Whatnot Buys Shaped So It Can Shove Better Live Shopping Crap in Front of You Faster Whatnot, the live-shopping circus where people enthusiastically fling money at collectibles, fashion, and assorted shiny bollocks, has acquired...

Suno May Have Hoovered Up YouTube Like a Greedy Little Data Goblin Right, here’s the gist of this fresh little dumpster fire: a hack appears to suggest that AI music outfit Suno may have scraped YouTube to get training data for...

Thinking Machines Lab Finally Coughs Up Its First Model, “Inkling” Right, so Thinking Machines Lab—yes, the shiny new AI outfit started by former OpenAI CTO Mira Murati—has finally released its first model, called...

SpaceX Drops to $135 and Everyone Pretends This Dumpster Fire Is Fine Right, so SpaceX has apparently slumped to a $135 IPO price ahead of the next Starship launch, which is exactly the sort of confidence-inspiring bullshit you...

AI Isn’t Smarter Than a Baby—Yet, You Overhyped Gobshites Right, here’s the gist of the Wired piece: despite all the breathless nonsense from tech companies and venture-capital clowns, AI still isn’t actually smarter than...

OpenAI’s $230 Codex Keyboard: Because Apparently Typing Needed More Bullshit So while OpenAI is busy getting dragged through yet another hardware-related legal slapfight, the company somehow found the time to release a $230...