Month: August 2026

Government Webmail Gets Ransacked While the Same Scumbags Run a Crypto Con on the Side Right, here’s the miserable little symphony of incompetence: according to the report, a hacking crew compromised a government webmail server...

Microsoft Finally Fixes LegacyHIVE, Because Apparently We Can’t Have Nice Things Right, so Microsoft has finally patched the LegacyHIVE Windows zero-day, which is corporate-speak for “we left a nasty little privilege...

Google Ships Gemini 3.7 Flash, and Apparently the Bean Counters Finally Did Something Useful So Google has shoved out Gemini 3.7 Flash, which is basically the faster, cheaper, less obnoxiously expensive version of its AI model...

Download More RAM? Yeah, and While You're At It, Download a Fucking Fire Extinguisher So here’s the depressing bit of security news: researchers came up with a nasty little trick called “Download More RAM”, which manages to...

Azure IoT Gets TLS 1.3, Passwordless Provisioning, and Secure Updates — Because Apparently Basic Security Was Too Much to Ask Before So Microsoft has shuffled out another round of Azure IoT improvements, and this time the...

DeepSeek V4 Pro: Cheaper, Open, and Ready to Annoy the Expensive Bastards Right, here’s the gist of this shiny little article, since apparently nobody has time to read the whole damn thing anymore. DeepSeek has rolled out...

OpenAI Waves GPT-5.6-Sol Around at 750 Tokens Per Second, Because Apparently Speed Fixes Everything So OpenAI has previewed GPT-5.6-Sol, an “ultrafast” model that allegedly spits out text at up to 750 tokens per second. Yes,...

Azure Private Link over IPv6: Because Apparently IPv4 Misery Wasn’t Enough Right, so this article explains how to configure Azure Private Link over IPv6, which is Microsoft’s way of letting you reach Azure PaaS services...

Akira’s Safe Mode Stunt: Sneaky Bastards Get the Data, Then Trip Over Their Own Shit Right, here’s the miserable little tale. The Akira ransomware crew pulled a fairly crafty bit of bastardry: they rebooted compromised...