Month: August 2026

Klaviyo acquires Elias Torres’ Agency in full-circle reunion for tech founders

Klaviyo Buys Elias Torres’ Agency, Because Apparently Tech Founders Can’t Stop Re-Marrying Their Exes So here’s the deal, you magnificent collection of inbox-clogging marketers: Klaviyo has acquired Agency, the startup...

Security

QuickFox Supply Chain Attack Delivers FDMTP Backdoor via Trojanized Windows Installer

QuickFox Supply Chain Attack Delivers FDMTP Backdoor via Trojanized Windows Installer Right, here’s the short version, because apparently even software installers have decided to become treacherous little bastards. The article...

Security

Angola’s Largest Telco Breached Hours Before IPO

Angola’s Biggest Telco Gets Properly Screwed Hours Before IPO So here’s the shitshow: Angola’s largest telecoms outfit, Unitel, apparently got smacked by a cyberattack just hours before its long-awaited IPO. Because of...

Security

Open VSX Removes 77 Malicious Evil Twin Extensions Exfiltrating Developer Data

Open VSX Finally Boots 77 Malicious Evil-Twin Extensions Off the Damn Platform Right, here’s the short version for anyone too busy putting out security fires caused by other people’s incompetence: Open VSX has removed 77...

Security

Leaked n8n API Tokens Exposed Live Instances to Credential Theft

Leaked n8n API Tokens: Because Apparently Leaving the Keys in the Ignition Was Too Much Work Right, here’s the gist of this fresh pile of security negligence: exposed n8n API tokens were found giving attackers a nice, steaming...

Security

Critical Gitea Flaw Let Unauthenticated Attackers Read Server Files via Org-Mode Markup

Critical Gitea Screw-Up Lets Unauthenticated Bastards Read Server Files Right, here’s the short version for anyone too busy putting out dumpster fires: Gitea, the self-hosted Git service people deploy because they think...

Security

Trojanized npm Packages Employ NullReceiver Tactic to Decode C2 IP from Blockchain

Trojanized npm Packages: Because Apparently Supply-Chain Hell Wasn’t Bad Enough Right, here’s the ugly version: a batch of trojanized npm packages turned up pulling a cute little trick called NullReceiver to figure out their...

Security

Veeam, Terraform MCP, Django Patch Critical Flaws, Led by CVSS 10.0 Cross-Tenant Bug

Veeam, Terraform MCP, and Django: Another Week, Another Pile of Critical Security Screwups Right, here we bloody go. The fine folks over at Veeam, HashiCorp’s Terraform MCP server, and Django have all shoved out security...

Security

Paperclip AI Flaws Let Attackers Run Host Commands via Malicious Agent Imports

Paperclip AI: Yet Another Clever Bit of AI Kit That’ll Happily Screw Your Host Right, here’s the gist, because apparently nobody can build shiny new AI toys without also bolting on a flaming security disaster. The article is...

Security

Poison Claude Sells Discounted Claude Access While Its Operator Sees Every Customer Prompt

Poison Claude: Discount AI, Premium Bullshit Right, here’s the deal, because apparently the internet still isn’t finished inventing new ways to turn convenience into a complete security clusterfuck. The article is about a...