Month: September 2026

AMD’s Threadripper Halo Station: Because Apparently a Normal Expensive Workstation Wasn’t Bloody Enough So AMD has rolled out its shiny new Threadripper PRO 9000 WX-Series nonsense, and the big, smug headline is that you can...

KB5120998: Windows 11 Trips Over Non-English Installs, Because Of Course It Bloody Does Right, here’s the short version for anyone unlucky enough to babysit Windows 11 in more than one language: Microsoft’s KB5120998 update...

Hackers Are Hammering Citrix NetScaler Again, Because Of Course They Bloody Are Right, here we go. Citrix NetScaler has yet another nasty little disaster on its hands, and attackers are already poking at it like feral raccoons in...

IDScan Gets Sued After Allegedly Letting 1.53 Million Drivers’ Data Go to Shit Right then, here’s the mess: IDScan.net, a company that’s supposed to verify IDs and not leak them all over the bloody internet, is being sued...

Microsoft Foundry Wants to Stop AI Agents Burning Money Like Drunk Juniors With the Corporate Credit Card Right, so Microsoft has finally noticed that AI agents aren’t just clever little digital goblins doing useful...

GPT-6 Astra Hallucinates Less, But Hidden Prompt Injection Still Screws It Over Right, so here’s the deal. The article says GPT-6 Astra is apparently better at not making shit up, which is nice for a change. Hallucinations are...

AI’s Data Binge Has Dragged Tape Storage Back from the Dead, Because of Course It Has Right, here’s the bloody gist. The article explains that AI is generating mountains of data at a frankly stupid scale, and all that shiny...

Windows 11 Finally Stops Holding Your Shutdown Hostage Right, so Microsoft has finally decided to do one sensible bloody thing in Windows 11: it now lets you shut down your machine without forcing you to install pending updates...

GitHub HydraFusion: Same AI Hype, Less Wallet-Murder Right, so GitHub has cooked up another shiny bit of AI plumbing called HydraFusion, and for once it’s not just another expensive pile of enterprise bullshit wrapped in...

Gemini Daily Brief for the Freebie Masses: Convenient as Hell, Creepy as Shit So Google, in its infinite wisdom and relentless hunger for more of everyone’s data, has expanded Gemini Daily Brief to free users. How generous. Now...