Month: September 2026

Ema Raises $77M Because Apparently Enterprise Software Wasn’t Miserable Enough Already Right, so here’s the gist of this shiny little TechCrunch puff piece: Ema, an AI startup building what it calls a kind of universal...

Meta’s Muse AI Assistant Shipped With a Big Fat Security Screwup So here we fucking go again: another giant tech company hurls an AI assistant into the world, slaps a shiny label on it, and—surprise, surprise—it apparently...

Spotify Hands You the Bloody Knobs to Its Recommendation Machine Right, here’s the deal. Spotify has launched its “Taste Profile” feature in the U.S., which is corporate-speak for “fine, you whiny bastards, you can now...

3 Days Left to Save $200 at TechCrunch Disrupt 2026, You Glorious Cheap Bastards Listen up — according to TechCrunch, you’ve got just three damn days left to save up to $200 on passes for TechCrunch Disrupt 2026 before the...

StrictlyVC at TechCrunch Disrupt 2026: Venture Capital Rewrites the Damn Rulebook Again Right, so here’s the gist of this TechCrunch piece, since apparently the venture capital crowd can’t just quietly move piles of money...

YouTube Shoves More AI Into Studio So Creators Can Fumble Faster Right, so YouTube has gone and stuffed a fresh batch of AI features into its Studio app for creators, because apparently the world was crying out for even more...

YouTube Wants You to Build Your Own Damn Algorithm With AI So YouTube, in its infinite wisdom, has decided that the best way to keep people glued to the screen like caffeinated lab rats is to let them build their own...

YouTube Music Tries to Chat Like a Human, Because Apparently Buttons Were Too Fucking Simple Google has decided YouTube Music wasn’t already bloated enough, so now it’s getting more “conversational” AI features. According...

Even the AI Addicts Are Nervous as Hell About AI So here’s the latest bit of painfully obvious news from TechCrunch: even Americans who use AI every bloody day are still worried about what this stuff is going to do. Shocking, I...

ChatGPT’s Mobile App Gets Voice-Based Agentic Features, Because Apparently Tapping Was Too Fucking Hard Right then, here’s the gist: OpenAI has stuffed more “agentic” voice features into the ChatGPT mobile app, which is a...