Thinking Machines Lab Finally Coughs Up Its First Model, “Inkling”

Right, so Thinking Machines Lab—yes, the shiny new AI outfit started by former OpenAI CTO Mira Murati—has finally released its first model, called Inkling. After all the hype, mystery, and breathless tech-industry foreplay, what do we get? Not some world-shattering machine god, but a compact reasoning model that’s supposedly good at math and code. Fancy that. Another AI that can do sums and spit out programming sludge. Hold the fucking front page.

According to the article, Inkling is designed to reason through problems in a more step-by-step way, which is the current obsession in AI because apparently making a machine “think” longer before blurting out an answer is now considered innovation. To be fair, these reasoning models are useful for tougher tasks, but every lab on the planet is chasing the same damn idea, so this release is less “holy shit, the future is here” and more “congratulations, you showed up to the race with shoes on.”

The real hook is that this is the first public glimpse of what Thinking Machines Lab actually wants to build. The company has been weirdly secretive, which in AI usually means either “we’re doing something profound” or “we’re still trying to find the power button.” Inkling suggests they want in on the premium reasoning-model market, where everyone is trying to outdo OpenAI, Anthropic, Google, and the rest of the overfunded silicon circus.

WIRED points out that the launch is important less because Inkling itself is some massive leap, and more because it signals that Murati’s company has stopped lurking in the shadows and started shipping actual shit. In this industry, that alone is worth noting. Plenty of startups raise truckloads of cash, mutter about safety and intelligence, and then vanish into a cloud of investor bullshit. At least this lot produced a model instead of another manifesto.

There’s also the usual question hanging over the whole thing: can Thinking Machines Lab actually compete? Building one decent model is hard enough, but staying in the fight against giants with obscene compute budgets is a proper bastard. Inkling may be competent, maybe even impressive in its size class, but the AI field is now such a brutally expensive ego contest that “pretty good” gets you about five minutes of applause before the next company screams that its model can reason, code, paint, cure boredom, and probably wipe your arse.

So the bottom line? Inkling is a meaningful debut, but not some divine thunderbolt. It’s a first shot from a high-profile lab that everyone’s been watching, and it tells us Thinking Machines Lab is aiming squarely at the reasoning-model gold rush. Whether this becomes a serious threat or just another expensive pile of VC-scented compute exhaust remains to be seen. For now, it’s a respectable first move—just not the second fucking coming.

Related anecdote: reminds me of a startup I once watched spend six months bragging about a “revolutionary infrastructure platform,” only for the grand unveiling to be a beige server rack with a new sticker on it and a slide deck full of wank. Everyone clapped, the founder beamed, and the sysadmin quietly muttered, “It’s the same old shit in a shinier box.” That, more or less, is the vibe here.

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https://www.wired.com/story/thinking-machines-lab-releases-its-first-model-inkling/