Apple Finally Fixes Its Hide My Email Screw-Up

Right, gather round. Apple, in its infinite smugness, has finally patched a long-running privacy flaw in its so-called Hide My Email service. You know, that shiny little feature that was supposed to protect users by generating random relay addresses so websites and assorted data-hoovering gobshites couldn’t get their real email addresses. Lovely idea. Shame about the implementation being a bit shit.

The problem? For far too long, some third-party app developers were able to figure out the real email addresses behind those relay aliases. Which rather defeats the entire bloody purpose of a privacy feature, doesn’t it? It’s like selling someone a safe with a nice thick steel door, then leaving the back panel made of cardboard and hope.

According to the article, the flaw had been hanging around for years. Years. Not days, not weeks, not “oops, we’ll fix it in the next patch Tuesday.” Years. So while Apple was busy polishing its privacy halo and lecturing the rest of the tech industry about user protection, this particular hole was apparently just sitting there, quietly flipping everyone off.

The issue affected Sign in with Apple users who chose to hide their real email addresses. Under certain conditions, developers could still access the actual address associated with the account. Which means the whole privacy-preserving marketing pitch was, at least in this case, partially held together with string, spit, and corporate PR bullshit.

To Apple’s credit—yes, hold your gasps—they have now patched the flaw. So the leak path has been shut down, and developers should no longer be able to pull that little trick. But let’s not hand out medals just yet. Fixing a privacy hole after it’s been around forever is not heroism; it’s basic bloody maintenance. If your plumber stops sewage from pouring into the kitchen after three years, you don’t nominate the bastard for sainthood.

The bigger takeaway is the usual one: privacy features are only as good as the miserable pile of implementation details underneath them. A slick label and a keynote slide full of righteous guff mean bugger all if the system leaks anyway. This is why sysadmins, security people, and other cynical bastards assume every “secure” or “private” feature is one bad assumption away from becoming an expensive joke.

So yes, Apple fixed it. Great. Wonderful. Pass the confetti. But if you were relying on Hide My Email as some invincible privacy shield, maybe lower your expectations from “fortress” to “possibly less terrible than giving every random app your real address outright.” That’s the real lesson in this whole mess: trust, but verify—and preferably while glaring at vendors like they’ve just rebooted a production server without telling you.

Anecdote time: this reminds me of a place where management proudly announced a “secure password vault,” then stored the recovery keys in a shared spreadsheet called Important Password Stuff FINAL v2.xlsx. They were shocked—shocked!—when I pointed out the whole thing was about as secure as a pub toilet door with a broken latch. Same energy here. Dress it up however you like, but if the guts are wrong, the whole thing’s still fucked.

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https://4sysops.com/archives/apple-patches-long-standing-privacy-flaw-in-hide-my-email-service/