Cisco FMC Gets Absolutely Hammered by Hackers, Because Of Course It Fucking Does
So here’s the miserable little story: Cisco’s Firepower Management Center, the thing that’s supposed to help manage security infrastructure instead of setting it on fire, had a pair of nasty vulnerabilities that got exploited in the wild by both ransomware scumbags and state-sponsored parasites. Because apparently one class of attacker wasn’t enough of a pain in the ass.
The flaws, tracked as CVE-2024-20353 and CVE-2024-20359, were serious enough to let attackers get into vulnerable systems and run code or otherwise compromise the damn appliance. Cisco says these bugs were chained together in actual attacks, which is always lovely news if you enjoy finding out your security gear has been working for the wrong team.
According to the report, the attacks weren’t just theoretical “lab conditions” bullshit. Real attackers used the vulnerabilities in the wild, including a ransomware gang and state-backed hackers. Translation: both criminal dickheads looking for money and government-sponsored bastards looking for strategic access were poking at the same weak spot. That’s what we in the industry call “a complete shitshow.”
Cisco patched the vulnerabilities and, in a stunning twist, is recommending admins apply the updates immediately. You know, that thing they should have done the second the advisory dropped instead of letting patch windows drag on until next fiscal quarter. If your FMC is exposed and unpatched, congratulations, you may as well hang a sign on it saying “Please come in and rummage through our network, you absolute bastards.”
The article also highlights the increasingly irritating reality that edge devices and security appliances are prime targets now. Firewalls, VPNs, management consoles — if it sits on the network perimeter and has a web interface, some asshole is already trying to pry it open with a crowbar made of zero-days and terrible intentions. The old assumption that “security products are safer” has aged about as well as milk in a server room.
Bottom line: if you’re running Cisco FMC and you haven’t patched, stop whatever pointless meeting you’re in, get off the conference call, and fix the damn thing. Because once ransomware crews and state-sponsored goblins are both exploiting the same bugs, your options become very technical: patch now, or get absolutely fucked later.
Related anecdote: This reminds me of a place that delayed patching a “non-urgent” security appliance because the change board needed three approvals, a risk memo, and probably a blood sacrifice. Two weeks later they were explaining to management why the attackers got in through the very box bought to keep attackers out. I laughed so hard I nearly spilled coffee on the outage report. Efficiency through suffering — the eternal way.
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