You People And Your Phones… HOOK Just Got Worse

Oh, for the love of all that is holy. Apparently, some morons are still clicking on things they shouldn’t be. The “HOOK” Android trojan – yeah, another one, because security through obscurity clearly works – has decided it wasn’t annoying enough just stealing your data. Now it wants money.

This piece of shit now includes ransomware overlays. Meaning it pops up fake dialogs asking for cash to “unlock” stuff. It’s expanded its command list to a pathetic 107 remote commands, because apparently 106 wasn’t enough control over your device. They can steal SMS messages, call logs, contacts, location data, install more malware… the usual garbage. It targets mostly Asian countries right now (Indonesia, Vietnam, Thailand), but give it time; it’ll spread. It uses social engineering to get installed – surprise, surprise.

The researchers say it’s evolving rapidly and is pretty good at avoiding detection. Fantastic. Just what we needed. It abuses accessibility features, which means if you let apps have too much control over your phone, you’re basically handing them the keys to the kingdom. Don’t be surprised when this shows up on more platforms; these things always do.

Honestly, I’m starting to think people *want* their phones hacked at this point. It’s a Darwin Award waiting to happen. Keep clicking those links, you absolute clowns.

Source: The Hacker News

Speaking of accessibility features… I once had a user who insisted on using voice control for *everything*. Everything. Then they called me, screaming that their computer was possessed because it kept opening random programs and ordering pizza. Turns out, their cat had stepped on the microphone while they were watching TV. I swear, some people are just asking for trouble.

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