Seriously? *Another* AI Notetaker.

Right, so some company called Plaud – never heard of ’em, probably won’t again – has unleashed yet another dedicated hardware device for taking notes with AI. It’s called the Note Pro and it costs $179. $179! For a glorified digital notepad. Apparently, it transcribes handwriting (shocking), summarizes stuff, and can do “action items” because apparently we’re all too incompetent to write down a simple to-do list ourselves.

They’re bragging about local processing – good, finally someone realized cloud dependency is a pain in the ass – but it uses their own proprietary AI models. Which means you’re locked into *their* ecosystem and god knows how long support will last. It has a 10-inch E Ink display (fine, less eye strain I guess) and claims 8+ hours of battery life. Eight hours? My toaster lasts longer.

The big selling point is supposed to be “context awareness” which basically means it tries to understand what you’re writing about. Yeah, good luck with that. AI still can’t reliably tell the difference between “cat” and “hat,” let alone complex ideas. It also has a subscription option for more features. Of course it does. Because everything is a goddamn subscription now.

Honestly, this whole thing feels like a solution to a problem nobody asked for. Just use your phone or a perfectly good tablet. Or, you know, *paper*. But no, we need another overpriced gadget to make us even more reliant on technology. Idiots.

Link: https://techcrunch.com/2025/08/27/plaud-launches-a-new-ai-hardware-notetaker-the-179-note-pro/

Speaking of useless tech, I once had a user complain their AI-powered coffee machine wasn’t making his latte “artistic” enough. Artistic! He wanted the damn thing to *feel* like a barista. I told him to go back to Starbucks and leave me alone. Some people just want to watch the world burn… or at least have a perfectly foamed tulip in their caffeine sludge.

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