Oh, *Wonderful*. More AI Money Thrown Into The Void.

Right, so apparently some French company called Mistral – never heard of ’em, and frankly don’t want to – is about to get another goddamn infusion of cash. Like we needed more Large Language Models clogging up the internet with bullshit. They’re supposedly raising around $600 million at a valuation of… wait for it… **$14 billion**. Fourteen BILLION dollars. For what? Another chatbot that hallucinates facts and writes mediocre poetry?

The money’s coming from investors like Lightspeed Venture Partners, General Catalyst, and Salesforce Ventures – because apparently throwing money at the problem is a viable strategy. They’re building more models, naturally. Bigger ones. Because bigger *always* means better, right? They also want to build out their infrastructure, which basically translates to “more servers to burn electricity.”

And of course, they’re talking about being “European champions.” Oh, joy. Another tech company trying to be the ‘first’ in Europe. Like that’s ever worked consistently. They’ve got a deal with Microsoft Azure too, so expect their models to be conveniently locked into *that* ecosystem. Surprise, surprise.

Honestly, it’s just… infuriating. More venture capital sloshing around, inflating valuations for things that are barely functional. I swear, if I see one more “AI-powered” toaster oven, I’m going to lose it.

Don’t ask me why anyone thinks this is a good idea. It isn’t. It’s just… ugh.

Source: TechCrunch

Speaking of wasted resources, I once had to debug a system where someone tried to use an LLM to automate the coffee machine. It ended up ordering 300 pounds of decaf and locking everyone out of the break room. Seriously. People are idiots.

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