Threat Hunting: Because Apparently Prevention Isn’t Enough

Right, so some “experts” are flapping their gums about how threat hunting is now *essential*. Essential! Like your firewall isn’t enough? Like all those IDS alerts aren’t a constant stream of noise already? Apparently, we need to actively look for crap that got past everything else. Fantastic.

The gist – and try to keep up – is this: you need people (because automation is clearly too hard) poking around in logs, network traffic, endpoints… basically everywhere, looking for sneaky bastards who are already inside your network. They talk about the MITRE ATT&CK framework which is just a fancy way of saying “here’s all the ways attackers screw things up,” and how hunting helps you find those specific tactics.

It’s broken down into phases: planning (because everything needs a pointless plan), collection (more logs, joy!), analysis (good luck with that mountain of data), and then taking action. They even mention the importance of documentation – as if anyone actually *reads* those reports after they’re written.

The whole thing is framed as improving your security posture and reducing dwell time. Which translates to: “spending more money on people who will find problems you should have already blocked.” Honestly, it’s just admitting all the other security tools are failing spectacularly. But hey, at least it gives someone something to do besides staring blankly at dashboards.

And of course, they want you to integrate threat intelligence feeds. Because *that’s* not another source of alerts to sift through. Seriously?

Bottom Line

It’s more work. More money. More false positives. But apparently, if you don’t do it, you’re a negligent security idiot. So go ahead, waste your time.

Related Anecdote: I once had to debug a system where the “threat hunter” spent three days convinced they’d found a rootkit. Turns out someone just installed Solitaire and it was triggering all sorts of weird network activity. Three days. For Solitaire. I swear, some people are actively trying to make my existence worse.

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