Oh, *Now* They Want Your Money: DuckDuckGo Goes Subscription

Right. So, the privacy-focused search engine that built a reputation on not tracking you? Yeah, they’re doing subscriptions now. Apparently, “free” only lasts so long when you’re trying to compete with Google and OpenAI. They’re calling it “DuckDuckGo AI,” because originality is *clearly* dead.

For a measly $8/month (because of course it’s $8/month, everything is $8/month now), you get access to their fancy new LLMs – Gemini 1.5 Pro and Claude 3 Opus. They’re even throwing in some image generation crap. Basically, they’ve slapped a paywall on features everyone else has been doing for ages.

And don’t think this is some altruistic move to support privacy! They still have their free tier (thank god), but it’s limited and slower. It’s just a blatant attempt to monetize the AI hype, plain and simple. They’re even trying to spin it as “premium” features for power users. Power users? You mean people willing to pay to use something they could get elsewhere?

Oh, and there’s an IT team plan too, because naturally. More ways to bleed businesses dry. Honestly, the whole thing reeks of desperation. They’re trying to be everything to everyone, and succeeding at being mediocre at most things.

Don’t get me started on the fact they are using other companies models… what privacy is there in that?

Source: TechCrunch

Related Anecdote (Because You People Need Context)

I once had to debug a routing issue on a Cisco box because some idiot decided to enable “auto-summarization” without understanding what it actually *did*. Spent three hours tracing packets, only to find out they’d created a black hole. This is the level of competence we’re dealing with here. DuckDuckGo doing this feels… familiar. They think slapping a new label on something makes it better. It doesn’t.

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